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Susan 🇨🇦
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Canadian. Ace. She/They.
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1. Don't snitch-tag.
2. Don't explain to people what they just said.
3. Don't "correct" people's jokes.
4. Don't respond seriously to silly little posts.
5. Don't respond trivially to obviously serious posts.
6. Don't "jocularly insult" people you don't know.

The rest is commentary.
People should have to pass a social media etiquette class before they’re allowed to purchase a smart phone.
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I feel like @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social could do a really nice one of these up.
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Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity

Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity

Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity

Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.

It aids fascism.
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I love Rebecca DOWN. Known as Dollar Tree Dinners.

Her “Meal in a Bag” is meant to provide ppl with a complete meal that is $8 or less, is shelf stable, & can be made without access to a full kitchen. I love this as a direct aid option. Good for neighbors & elders who can’t/wont go to a pantry.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

IYKYK.
My cousins kids call me Auntie, because it was easier for a four y/o to say than Cousin Susan, and at that age it doesn’t make sense to have one Grown Up Cousin when all your other cousins are your age.
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Ta-Nehisi Coates, always bringing the truth.
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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You had me at “fancy cheese vending machine”
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Portland, OR, if you're losing SNAP benefits I just saw Heretic Coffee on SE 28th will give you a free breakfast, no questions asked, starting on Nov 1st, just ask for the SNAP breakfast
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"Osteoracism is not a real condition." – Eric J. Harvey
My favorite is always "there's not a racist bone in my body!"
Like, I don't care about your bones. I care about your words and actions!

Osteoracism is not a real condition.
The language that politicians always use to respond to allegations of racism, such as "I'm not racist in my heart," is always premised on the idea that there is a pure, stable interior self that can be abstracted from the way it acts in the world. We are all post-Enlightenment Protestants.
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Meme photos > product photography 🤣
“I have pills for that!”
“They do go through some weird stages as teenagers.”
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Everyone deserves food, healthcare, housing and an education.

They shouldn’t have to “prove they matter” to access basic support.

They shouldn’t be forced to justify their “worth” to have a chance at survival.

This shouldn’t be up for debate.

We have enough to help everyone.
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I made you all a fun new gif you can use whenever you see ai nonsense polluting the internet:
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Here is a corrected version of it. It should have any and all typos taken care of - but feel free to point out any! I want this to be squared away before I make any prints! Thanks, #JewSky for your enthusiasm!
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Welp

The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
Seeing a new hashtag floating around #letsgostealanotherseason
@leverageredemption.bsky.social @electricentertainment.com
I absolutely want another season of Leverage, and tbh will likely cancel my prime account if there isn’t one announced soon, since it’s pretty much the only reason I have it.
I have only ever met one guy who was a Trek fan. Every other Trek fan I’ve ever met was a woman.

Or in one notable case a guy trying to get into my friends pants by claiming he was a sci-fi fan. He did not know the difference between Trek, Wars, and gÅte.
“women aren’t trekkies”

yeah I’m gonna need you to go read up on the history of slash fiction
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
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Have Disabled People Considered The First Solution Anyone Would Think Of? and Other Unhelpful Tips
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It is often said that you should choose your friends wisely, and that is true. A true warrior knows that the reverse is true, too. Your friends have also chosen you. Strive always to live honorably and prove they chose wisely.
The Muppets are Real, they just have carers.