Taear
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Taear
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Absolutely blows my mind that Americans have this attitude to work / life. That they put up with hardly any annual leave, being in massive debt for health and education, no paid maternity leave. Greatest land in the World though... for employers.
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Starting off 2026 with a new LOOKING FOR WORK post

I am very eager to pick up some more freelance work or ideally a fulltime gig somewhere. Open to:

- Reviews
- News/event coverage
- Mock reviews/consulting work
- Editing
- Copywriting/editing
- PR/marketing

email in bio! reposts appreciated!
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Happy 33rd birthday to Deep Space Nine :) :) :)
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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We're challenging this terrible Labour Government.

And we're ready to take on Reform.

I spoke with the Guardian:

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘We were missing in the conversation’: how Zack Polanski hit on plan to beat Reform at their own game
This time last year Polanski was barely known outside the party. Now he’s hoping for success at May’s local elections – by taking a page from Nigel Farage’s playbook
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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If you start "Fissure Quest" at exactly 11:32:58 pm tonight, Boimler will scream "Holy (bleep)! We're all going to die!" just as 2026 begins.

No worries If you're late! You can start "The New Next Generation" at 11:54:25 & he'll do the same thing!

The perfect way to start 2026. #StarTrekLowerDecks
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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one of the funniest things that ever happened online was when Mike posted this beautiful wood bowl for sale on twitter for $25, i bought it, and when it showed up it was two inches tall. absolutely tiny. exquisitely made, but also very small. it still makes me laugh when i see it. rest in peace
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Sorry to be the most fun person ever but I am really in to the family trees of dressage horses. Every dressage horse can be traced back to one of three racehorses that were brought to Britain at the end of the 17th century and I like seeing which of the three each horse comes fr-SPANKER!??!?!
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I just remembered this frankly lunatic quote Armando Iannucci gave in the Guardian in 2022 and it's so, so funny now
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever.

@theonion.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide.

When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.

Happening under a Labour Government.
🚨BREAKING: GRETA THUNBERG ARRESTED UNDER TERRORISM ACT FOR SUPPORTING 'PALESTINE ACTION PRISONERS'
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Tonight's sunset clouds. Holy mackerel.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM