Taear
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
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one of the funniest things that ever happened online was when Mike posted this beautiful wood bowl for sale on twitter for $25, i bought it, and when it showed up it was two inches tall. absolutely tiny. exquisitely made, but also very small. it still makes me laugh when i see it. rest in peace
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
one of the funniest things that ever happened online was when Mike posted this beautiful wood bowl for sale on twitter for $25, i bought it, and when it showed up it was two inches tall. absolutely tiny. exquisitely made, but also very small. it still makes me laugh when i see it. rest in peace
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many greats, I think about this one a lot
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Sorry to be the most fun person ever but I am really in to the family trees of dressage horses. Every dressage horse can be traced back to one of three racehorses that were brought to Britain at the end of the 17th century and I like seeing which of the three each horse comes fr-SPANKER!??!?!
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Sorry to be the most fun person ever but I am really in to the family trees of dressage horses. Every dressage horse can be traced back to one of three racehorses that were brought to Britain at the end of the 17th century and I like seeing which of the three each horse comes fr-SPANKER!??!?!
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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Far right activist and former actress Brigitte Bardot has died
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Far right activist and former actress Brigitte Bardot has died
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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I just remembered this frankly lunatic quote Armando Iannucci gave in the Guardian in 2022 and it's so, so funny now
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I just remembered this frankly lunatic quote Armando Iannucci gave in the Guardian in 2022 and it's so, so funny now
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December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide.
When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.
Happening under a Labour Government.
When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.
Happening under a Labour Government.
🚨BREAKING: GRETA THUNBERG ARRESTED UNDER TERRORISM ACT FOR SUPPORTING 'PALESTINE ACTION PRISONERS'
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide.
When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.
Happening under a Labour Government.
When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.
Happening under a Labour Government.
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Tonight's sunset clouds. Holy mackerel.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tonight's sunset clouds. Holy mackerel.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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James Baxter is one of the only living animators on planet earth that could make a joke about squash and stretch/follow-through animation this good. I lost my shit at the extreme smear bit when Gumball turns around.
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
James Baxter is one of the only living animators on planet earth that could make a joke about squash and stretch/follow-through animation this good. I lost my shit at the extreme smear bit when Gumball turns around.
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“One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall”: Arthurian Legend Meets Transformers: The Movie www.medievalists.net/2025/10/arth... #Transformers
“One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall”: Arthurian Legend Meets Transformers: The Movie - Medievalists.net
Does Transformers: The Movie offer something for medievalists? A new study reveals how the 1986 film echoes Arthurian legend—from Optimus Prime’s chivalric death to Hot Rod’s rise as a young Arthur…
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December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall”: Arthurian Legend Meets Transformers: The Movie www.medievalists.net/2025/10/arth... #Transformers
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
My girlfriend's bank did one and told her she's 14th highest spender at a specific restaurant near us
Nobody needs to know that
Nobody needs to know that
I like music wraps but EVERYTHING pushing wraps feels a bit off putting.
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My girlfriend's bank did one and told her she's 14th highest spender at a specific restaurant near us
Nobody needs to know that
Nobody needs to know that
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is so fucking funny dude.
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.