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THR

@teeaitchare.bsky.social

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They call me Ethan, I call myself The Hungry Reader. Dormant YouTuber, Host of Biopsy of an Ogre, Co-host of Special Presentation or ALF Will Not Be Seen Tonight. He/them, they/him.

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve never seen Bonecrusher listed as a fan favorite before…

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve been known to drop some tubular chimes myself

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 8h

“Once a samurai draws his katana, he cannot sheath it until it has tasted blood.”
Paul the Samurai ruminates on this truism, then winces as he looks down on his bandaged hand. Cut to: Paul in his car applying a Curad bandage to his hand.

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 10h

BLIMB!

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 10h

That’s mighty funny!

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 18h

ADVENT CALENDAR HOUSE OR BURST

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 18h

if I cleaned this up and put it on merch of some kind would you buy it

a fuzzy creature with a bow and a big hopeful smile on her face has her hands clasped as if in prayer, surrounded by a swarm of hands showing crossed fingers, accompanied by the legend:
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 18h

Erik Lensherr actually named himself “Magnet-O” and spent a few weeks fuming that no one got his name right before quietly leaning into the established pronunciation

X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d

What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 19h

RIP Sam Whipple, he was surprisingly good in this movie

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 21h

The “Spider-Man No More” page except it’s Heathcliff grimly walking away with his ham helmet in the trash

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 21h

It wasn’t leftists who went from state to state demanding that every single one adopt a state dance and that it must be square dancing

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 1d

The men are shapes and the women are straight lines, meaning no man is a match for any woman. Women can turn invisible just by looking at you straight-on, and any woman can kill if she so chooses. A. Square details the sexist differences in their education to keep women pacified.

One other word of warning suggests itself to me, though I cannot so easily mention a remedy; and this also refers to our relations with Women.
About three hundred years ago, it was decreed by the Chief Circle that, since women are deficient in Reason but abundant in Emotion, they ought no longer to be treated as rational, nor receive any mental education. | The consequence was that they were no longer taught to read, nor even to master Arithmetic enough to enable them to count the angles of their husband or children; and hence they sensibly declined during each generation in intellectual power. And this system of female non-education or quietism still prevails.
My fear is that, with the best intentions, this policy has been carried so
far as to react injuriously on the Male Sex.
For the consequence is that, as things now are, we Males have to lead a kind of bi-lingual, and I may almost say bi-mental existence. With the Women, we speak of "love," "duty," "right," " wrong," "pity," "hope," and other irrational and emotional conceptions, which have no existence, and the fiction of which has no object except to control feminine exuber-ances; but among ourselves, and in our books, we have an entirely different vocabulary and I may almost say, idiom. "Love" then becomes ' the anticipation of benefits;" "duty" becomes " necessity" or "fitness;" and other words are correspondingly transmuted. Moreover, among Women, we use language implying the utmost deference for their Sex; and they fully believe that the Chief Circle Himself is not more devoutly adored by us than they are: but behind their backs they are both regarded and spoken of-by all except the very young-as being little better than "mindless organisms."

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 1d

Literally every children’s biology book: “did you know porcupines can’t really shoot their quills?”

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 1d

Flatland is feminist literature

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 1d

Iron Eyes Cody

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Westfalloween Horror Mikes @makewistful.com · 1d

Watched a bunch of old commercials starring comic strip characters with @bitterkarella.bsky.social and @teeaitchare.bsky.social. Listen to me react in real time to Charlie Brown handing out chocolate cigars to his friends AND HIS DOG!

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Charlie Brown offers Linus a chocolate cigar because Ford made a car. Don’t try to make sense of it.

Popeye the Sailor flexes his biceps after eating a bowl of Instant Quaker Oatmeal.

Garfield and his creator, Jim Davis, in an American Express card commercial.

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT TIME WILL MY DAUGHTER BE HOME? (bangs cane)

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

And take that ridiculous thing off!!

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

*darths vader

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

Of course, any cat would if they thought they heard a bird in the house

THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

The man for our time isn’t Walter Cronkite, it’s Woody Woodpecker

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

Beakman to the rescue!

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 2d

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 2d

As sure as cherries were made for eating!

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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 3d

From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production

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