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Just to re-iterate how embarrassing it was for Canada to be represented by a drunk no-nothing, coasting off a decades-old legacy. Wayne was an amazing player and obviously did manage *one* team to an incredible achievement in 2002, but him being unable to pronounce multiple countries was pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@mollyknight.bsky.social not sure if you follow Ryan Reynolds or Freddie Freeman on instagram but I hope you see their Sick Kids commercial!
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social can we blame the coaching staff for these goalie injuries? Neither Stolarz or Woll should’ve started as many games in a row as they’ve did!!! Hildeby 100% should’ve started tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The strikes on September 2 were:

- Within Venezuelan waters
- A good 2,500 km from Florida
- In a small speedboat

Even if this boat was absolutely loaded with drugs (which there's no proof of!) there is no physical way a small speedboat was navigating 2,500 km, through the Caribbean, to US soil
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi

media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Like, unlike the homer broadcasts who like to make things up that make their teams look good, Craig Simpson actively tells you things that aren't true about your team to make you mad at your team. Because he wants these things to be true. Because he hates the Leafs
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Notebook remake where Allie punches Noah in the dick and he falls from the Ferris wheel and she carries on with her life without that manipulative psycho!!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I legitimately think this article misses the mark, because Canadians are not avoiding travel out of some principled boycott of the USA over tariffs.

Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Casual reminder that Hildeby still sucks and will never be a good NHLer.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.

Cowards
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Where the fuck was he going? That’s bad.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Come back soon Joe Woll. Also, the Leafs D is garbage.
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love when I get Final Jeopardy right and none of the contestants do. Dummies. 🤓
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe just don’t pitch to him. 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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This should be Ontario advertisement #2.
The United States is no longer negotiating with Canada because the America's Republican President does not understand his predecessor's view of tariffs.

Forget the clip that worries the President. Reagan was consistent, and here's a different speech where he made his case.
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
$10 million. I got a lot of dumb shit I wanna do…and I wanna do it while flying private. 🛩️
Would you make $500k a year and not be famous or make $10 mil a year and you’re famous and everyone know you??
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM