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I've been trying to get into new music again, so I'm starting a thread of that sort of thing. Gonna try to update it semiregularly.
Starting off: Aephanemer and their album Utopie. Really good symphonic melodeath. Kinda neoclassical? Recommended by Angry Metal Guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDak...
Starting off: Aephanemer and their album Utopie. Really good symphonic melodeath. Kinda neoclassical? Recommended by Angry Metal Guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDak...
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
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lol a month ago I saw that headline and said This sounds like some shit that a guy who’s in the Epstein files would say. Lo and behold!
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
lol a month ago I saw that headline and said This sounds like some shit that a guy who’s in the Epstein files would say. Lo and behold!
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
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This is extremely important
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is extremely important
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also part of the point of saying "when it happens" is because it is almost unfathomable to be *so hated* that when someone says "it happens" everyone knows exactly what that means because perhaps no other event in history has been so desperately anticipated
this is not correct. people talk about it this way because it's more fun. It makes everyone feel like they're in on a secret together. This is how language is used for social bonding. Please stop being contemptuous of how other people do things.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
HOLLOW KNIGHT
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY: CLOACA OF ETERNITY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY: CLOACA OF ETERNITY
FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOO
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow Teaser -coming 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFE...
"Voyage across and beneath the salt-stricken seas in this thrilling expansion, free for all players."
"Voyage across and beneath the salt-stricken seas in this thrilling expansion, free for all players."
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
HOLLOW KNIGHT
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY: CLOACA OF ETERNITY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY
HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG - SEA OF SORROW: HUSKWANDER - SACJOURNEY: CLOACA OF ETERNITY
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chat is he cooked
This is the fifth GOP congressperson I’ve seen criticizing Trump’s post on Rob Reiner, and the first who isn’t either leaving the House (MTG, Bacon), a frequent critic (Massie), or in a swing district (Lawler).
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
chat is he cooked
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Americans reposting this don’t necessarily know the context that these have been put up by the owner of a regional department store chain owned by a repellent right wing goblin with a grotesque public persona and ties to the Bolsonaro administration.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Americans reposting this don’t necessarily know the context that these have been put up by the owner of a regional department store chain owned by a repellent right wing goblin with a grotesque public persona and ties to the Bolsonaro administration.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Happy(?) anniversary to a very special moment in Silent Hill history -- a real cut above the rest.
Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.
Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.
Circumcision Is Tearing Apart The Silent Hill Wikia, Maybe Avoid It For Now - Rely on Horror
It's about the ethics in Wikia editing.
www.relyonhorror.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy(?) anniversary to a very special moment in Silent Hill history -- a real cut above the rest.
Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.
Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.
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the one thing i miss from twitter is @-ing the police department and saying something like "im going to be fishing illegally today somewhere in the city. catch me if you can!" and then staying in my apartment all day
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the one thing i miss from twitter is @-ing the police department and saying something like "im going to be fishing illegally today somewhere in the city. catch me if you can!" and then staying in my apartment all day
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There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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oh man there are very 90s pictures of vampires using the internet
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
oh man there are very 90s pictures of vampires using the internet
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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Trump voters when Trump does exactly what he said he was going to do:
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Trump voters when Trump does exactly what he said he was going to do:
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It's 2001 and you're making a Japanese TV commercial for Rez on PlayStation 2. Of course you're not showing anyone what the game is actually like. Everyone knows that grimy toilets are what really sell video games.
#gaming #retro #PlayStation 🎮
#gaming #retro #PlayStation 🎮
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's 2001 and you're making a Japanese TV commercial for Rez on PlayStation 2. Of course you're not showing anyone what the game is actually like. Everyone knows that grimy toilets are what really sell video games.
#gaming #retro #PlayStation 🎮
#gaming #retro #PlayStation 🎮