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presidentgoku.bsky.social
President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 8h
some drunk guy stumbling down the strip: TACO, BURRITO, WHAT'S COMIN' OUT MY SPEEDO
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thechunch.bsky.social
GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 22h
theuselessweb.com

This might not be the kind of thing you're after, but it has a bit of whimsy and the last time I checked it was generally good.
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zymandia.neocities.org
🔞 🔆 𐐘 the greenwich goblin (idk what greenwixh is) 🌈 @zymandia.neocities.org · 1d
censoring that first name…
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quest64official.bsky.social
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23h
October Post™®
George from Seinfeld playing the Nightmare Before Christmas GBA game with Oogie Boogie saying the dialogue "Me? Give up? Never in a million years, Pumpkin Pussy"
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opinionhaver.bsky.social
William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 1d
Politicians need to talk about Club Bathroom Issues, not just kitchen table ones.
timgill924.bsky.social Tim Gill @timgill924.bsky.social · 1d
If Trump goes to war with Venezuela, the price of cocaine is going to skyrocket…

So much for bringing prices down…
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revbennyd.bsky.social
Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 3d
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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boxelderdust.bsky.social
Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 2d
Headline writer:
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thechunch.bsky.social
GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 2d
neva 4ghetti
nightmare fuel page for a children's show called 'ready jet go'. the image that's supposed to be scary is a child lit by mildly red lights.
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thechunch.bsky.social
GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 2d
Laugh all you want, but when was the last time you could guwht dade, jalvdonre, OR coidemt an enemy AC unit in a video game?
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recusant.bsky.social
Recusant @recusant.bsky.social · 3d
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acarv.in
Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 3d
You know things are utterly FUBAR in the US when @bellingcat.com is doing satellite imagery analysis of the White House.
bellingcat.com Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 3d
New satellite images show the scale of demolition that has occurred on the East Wing of the White House in less than a month.
October planet imagery showing the east wing demolished September planet imagery showing the east wing before work took place
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nojoyman.bsky.social
No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 4d
Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
jkass99.bsky.social Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 4d
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Total Lowlife Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 3d
/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.
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thechunch.bsky.social
GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 3d
What's the over-under on there still being a child orgy in this one, do you all think?
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brockway.bsky.social
Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 3d
Fuck. Yes. I was excited at the idea of this being good. I'm over the moon at the prospect of it being hilarious trash. Haha collect the Itfinity Stones, children of Maine.
jasonkpargin.bsky.social Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 4d
Wait is this really the premise of the new ‘It’ spinoff series on HBO
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slothropsmap.bsky.social
Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3d
I implore you to cure your homosexuality with CO2
theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Matt the Starting Over Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 3d
New wellness grift just dropped
Twitter post from a grifter: CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. ® 4 Anxiety? CO2 Alcoholism? C02 Allergy? CO2 Anorexia? CO2 Asthma or shortness of breath? C02 Compulsion? CO2 Constipation? CO2 Concentration difficulties? C02 Cephalagia? co2 Cardiac disturbance? CO2 Depression? CO2
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rohmersimpson.bsky.social
Jaime N. Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3d
Soldier F is David Cleary
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 4d
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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banalplay.bsky.social
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 4d
my usual bit where I tell any old guy with a gray beard and glasses to finish The Winds of Winter. The trick is to only do it to people who suck.
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kebrightbill.bsky.social
Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻 @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 4d
Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory, exhibit eleventy bazillion
jsweetli.bsky.social Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 4d
Andrew Taake, pardoned from a six-year sentence by Trump for January 6th related crimes, will not serve any prison time for a child sex crime because of that pardon.

Taake pleaded guilty to online solicitation of a minor in 2016 and got three years in prison...but he already served three years/
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 4d
This was always going to be a challenge for ICE, given that previous hiring drives—when the agency was facing FAR less public anger—had really struggled.

The more ppl keep protesting ICE and making the job socially toxic, the worse the recruiting problem will be for them.
jkass99.bsky.social Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 4d
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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cooperlund.online
Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 4d
All the worst people in the world want you to be gambling all the time, and that’s a sign that you shouldn’t be doing it
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andrewkostrub.bsky.social
Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 4d
Updating my LEGO White House
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 4d
had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
Twitter conversation: kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot? kthorjensen: Just playing the odds
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thechunch.bsky.social
GHOST-POWERED FUCK MACHINE @thechunch.bsky.social · 4d
The guy has a pretty extensive Reddit history, including selfies and posts on teenaged-oriented subreddit. If this is a work, it's masterfully done.
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