Kelly
@thekelz.bsky.social
She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
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#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #DV1 #ONEV1
Indiana gerrymandering vote
Thank you to all who voted No; it was voted down.
You did not bend to an open threat from Trump and his backers; Power resides in your states’ constituents.
Indiana gerrymandering vote
Thank you to all who voted No; it was voted down.
You did not bend to an open threat from Trump and his backers; Power resides in your states’ constituents.
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #DV1 #ONEV1
Indiana gerrymandering vote
Thank you to all who voted No; it was voted down.
You did not bend to an open threat from Trump and his backers; Power resides in your states’ constituents.
Indiana gerrymandering vote
Thank you to all who voted No; it was voted down.
You did not bend to an open threat from Trump and his backers; Power resides in your states’ constituents.
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Perusing Twin Cities local news, i think there’s a huge disconnect. There are schools shut down and going remote, neighborhoods that are ghost towns, because we have federal agents terrorizing the community. But it’s just a single story a day at best
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Perusing Twin Cities local news, i think there’s a huge disconnect. There are schools shut down and going remote, neighborhoods that are ghost towns, because we have federal agents terrorizing the community. But it’s just a single story a day at best
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Huge scandal, immediately impeachable. But of course in context of all his other crimes you just shrug
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Huge scandal, immediately impeachable. But of course in context of all his other crimes you just shrug
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#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
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Oh you FEARED YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED? WHAT’S THAT LIKE? Here we go with the “police are scared.” Then quit your job. QUIT YOUR JOB.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh you FEARED YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED? WHAT’S THAT LIKE? Here we go with the “police are scared.” Then quit your job. QUIT YOUR JOB.
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Love that r/Minnesota is more solid in general than r/Minneapolis in fighting back against ICE. Really sums up where we’re at.
These losers in tac pants and tennis shoes are gonna freeze this weekend. never invade in the winter.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
These losers in tac pants and tennis shoes are gonna freeze this weekend. never invade in the winter.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ICE operation shows the difficulty of immigration arrests amid pushback in frigid Minnesota
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
www.reddit.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Love that r/Minnesota is more solid in general than r/Minneapolis in fighting back against ICE. Really sums up where we’re at.
These losers in tac pants and tennis shoes are gonna freeze this weekend. never invade in the winter.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
These losers in tac pants and tennis shoes are gonna freeze this weekend. never invade in the winter.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
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Weekend giveaway!
This year's Klingon-language Christmas play is onstage now at the Mounds Theatre. Enter by 7:00 p.m. Sunday for your chance to win a free ticket! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2025/12/ente...
This year's Klingon-language Christmas play is onstage now at the Mounds Theatre. Enter by 7:00 p.m. Sunday for your chance to win a free ticket! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2025/12/ente...
Enter to Win a Free Ticket to “It’s an Honorable Life” at the Mounds Theatre
Each winter, Star Trek fans descend on St. Paul's Historic Mounds Theatre for a Christmas story performed in Klingon.
twincitiesgeek.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Weekend giveaway!
This year's Klingon-language Christmas play is onstage now at the Mounds Theatre. Enter by 7:00 p.m. Sunday for your chance to win a free ticket! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2025/12/ente...
This year's Klingon-language Christmas play is onstage now at the Mounds Theatre. Enter by 7:00 p.m. Sunday for your chance to win a free ticket! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2025/12/ente...
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for all my people out there having a monday-ass friday so far, have a Montana cyberstuck for what ails you
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
for all my people out there having a monday-ass friday so far, have a Montana cyberstuck for what ails you
🧊 alert in Columbia Heights, near central and 49th
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🧊 alert in Columbia Heights, near central and 49th
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Federal agents gone. People getting care. Know of one woman at least who was arrested and detained by US Marshalls
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Federal agents gone. People getting care. Know of one woman at least who was arrested and detained by US Marshalls
THREAD
Well, I'm very proud to say I chased ICE for four blocks, and got hit by a car! ( Nudged, nudged by a car. I am perfectly fine.) My throat hurts from screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR TOWN!
There was mob here in St. Paul of 100 people screaming at them, filming them, and chasing them down.
There was mob here in St. Paul of 100 people screaming at them, filming them, and chasing them down.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THREAD
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This anthropomorphic tub of goo shouldn’t be calling anyone else “piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This anthropomorphic tub of goo shouldn’t be calling anyone else “piggy.”
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Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen
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You don't need my permission, but if you find yourself in an RSD spiral, remember:
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You don't need my permission, but if you find yourself in an RSD spiral, remember:
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
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It's almost the holidays, which means that the uninformed family comments are coming.
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's almost the holidays, which means that the uninformed family comments are coming.
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
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“Time and again, these agents — and the broader DHS and White House policies behind it — are being exposed not for their strength, but their weakness. Ordinary Americas are stronger — braver and better.”
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Trump, Border Patrol Retreat in Failure from Chicago
Five important lessons of the first six months of Trump’s immigration raids — and why CBP’s Greg Bovino is the Nathan Bedford Forrest of the Trump era.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Time and again, these agents — and the broader DHS and White House policies behind it — are being exposed not for their strength, but their weakness. Ordinary Americas are stronger — braver and better.”
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Was just talking to someone about a nascent WFP effort in Minnesota. DSA already doing this work here on some level; I’m not up on the diffs between WFP & DSA (is it a People‘s Front of Judea vs Judean People’s Front situation) or if both will function as organizing efforts vs being parties here.
"Even without fusion, it’s possible for WFP to create a local party, recruit members, endorse candidates, and make members available to work in campaigns. The 2025 local elections proved that strategy to be an impressive success in places far from New York City."
prospect.org/2025/11/18/o...
prospect.org/2025/11/18/o...
Other Victories for Working Families - The American Prospect
Mamdani got the headlines, but New York was not a one-off. Candidates endorsed by the Working Families Party had amazing election successes elsewhere in America.
prospect.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Was just talking to someone about a nascent WFP effort in Minnesota. DSA already doing this work here on some level; I’m not up on the diffs between WFP & DSA (is it a People‘s Front of Judea vs Judean People’s Front situation) or if both will function as organizing efforts vs being parties here.
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Beautiful! I have welcomed my own personal Great Unfuckening.
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Beautiful! I have welcomed my own personal Great Unfuckening.
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
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Looks to be a raid at this Bro tex building
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Looks to be a raid at this Bro tex building
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Despite the chest-beating and "pry it from my cold dead fingers" rhetoric, the majority of Americans, it seems, are greedy, amoral cowards.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Despite the chest-beating and "pry it from my cold dead fingers" rhetoric, the majority of Americans, it seems, are greedy, amoral cowards.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
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Per MIRAC trained observers are on site and MORE OBSERVERS REQUESTED. Go if you can:
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Per MIRAC trained observers are on site and MORE OBSERVERS REQUESTED. Go if you can:
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With apologies for acting like a journalist I figured I would give an update on the raid in St Paul. I should be clear i haven’t seen anything labeled ICE. Fbi, dea, etc
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
With apologies for acting like a journalist I figured I would give an update on the raid in St Paul. I should be clear i haven’t seen anything labeled ICE. Fbi, dea, etc