Laur
@thelaurus.bsky.social
And for all we know
Everything we've known
Is just some shit we made up
Glory to Glorzo ✌️
Everything we've known
Is just some shit we made up
Glory to Glorzo ✌️
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Laur
@thelaurus.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Born in the FA of times, living in the FO of times 🥲
Waking up and checking the news. Seeing how they're sane washing the mad king's latest illegal move. The same as it's been for almost a goddamn decade.
a man with white hair and a beard is taking crazy pills
Alt: Zoolander (2001): Will Ferrell as Mugatu is saying I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Waking up and checking the news. Seeing how they're sane washing the mad king's latest illegal move. The same as it's been for almost a goddamn decade.
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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look at our elected representatives dog we're ngmi
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
look at our elected representatives dog we're ngmi
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Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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The good news is that we can watch polymarket to see what's gonna happen
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
The good news is that we can watch polymarket to see what's gonna happen
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there's no justification for this and there's no winning scenario here
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
there's no justification for this and there's no winning scenario here
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I'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
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May this be 2026's energy🕯️
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
May this be 2026's energy🕯️
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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I am sending every bit of my love and support to Rawa Duwaji, who is almost certainly about to receive the Michelle Obama treatment of being compared to Jackie O in thinkpieces asking if she is "elegant" or "classy" enough to be first lady
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and Rawa Duwaji on Inauguration Day, January 1, 2035, NYC City Hall!
More pictures coming soon - I took a bunch and everyone was beautiful!
Happy New Year, friends. We're gonna win.
More pictures coming soon - I took a bunch and everyone was beautiful!
Happy New Year, friends. We're gonna win.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I am sending every bit of my love and support to Rawa Duwaji, who is almost certainly about to receive the Michelle Obama treatment of being compared to Jackie O in thinkpieces asking if she is "elegant" or "classy" enough to be first lady
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He’s the exact antithesis of Trump and while some people think we have to be halfway towards what Trump represents even Trump himself was like damn this is pretty great
Mamdani: "While only action can change minds, I promise you this: If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn along side you, and not for a second hide from you."
January 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
He’s the exact antithesis of Trump and while some people think we have to be halfway towards what Trump represents even Trump himself was like damn this is pretty great
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
JFC. Triglycerides, do your thing 🙏
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
JFC. Triglycerides, do your thing 🙏
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Fun fact: these are mostly the same people that NYT always interviews. Like, they'll straight up call the same people who told them last year that they love Trump and hey, turns out that they still do. Journalism!
Trump’s approval is under 40% so naturally the New York Times found a whole bunch of people that support or defend what he’s doing, including a Kamala 2024 voter who regrets his vote lmao
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fun fact: these are mostly the same people that NYT always interviews. Like, they'll straight up call the same people who told them last year that they love Trump and hey, turns out that they still do. Journalism!
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You're not the audience for the MTG glow up happening because you (as an individual) would never be in an actual position to make common cause with her or to reject her in some nebulous "coalitional" political way. This is the elite speaking to other elites to shape elite opinion.
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You're not the audience for the MTG glow up happening because you (as an individual) would never be in an actual position to make common cause with her or to reject her in some nebulous "coalitional" political way. This is the elite speaking to other elites to shape elite opinion.
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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support independent media. idk what else to say right now.
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
support independent media. idk what else to say right now.