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Theo Gary
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈
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Leave it to the Democrats to take a series of sweeping victories as their cue to surrender
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either.

Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
New York... I'm proud of y'all.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dear Dick Cheney,
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
✨🖤The world is feeling bleak, quote this with your favorite phrase of strength!🖤✨
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Ketchup, thousand island dressing, and kimchi: the Koreans trying so hard to appeal to the toddler’s palate.
the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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They are of course wrong. Understanding how race works in something like, voting, doesn't mean you *must* discriminate against one group or another. But Gorsuch and Brett can't see it that way. Because when *they* "use" race, it's always to discriminate.
October 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The fight here with Gorsuch and Kav vs Nelson is whether the "use" of race automatically means "discrimination" on the basis of race.

That's interesting to me, because it's basically the white folks telling on themselves. They cannot see a "use" of race that isn't synonymous with discrimination.
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I click on the quest-giver, their glowing exclamation point hovering like a beacon.

"We've decided to move ahead with other adventurers," it says. "Good luck in your future endeavors."

I check the walkthrough. Apparently you need to be Level 10 to get a Level 1 quest from them.

This game sucks.
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For God's sake, Dems, we CAN find someone better than this ghoul. We have three years.
while smiling!

Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.

Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;

Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.

Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We're basically watching EA Games, one of the biggest publishers in the industry, slowly being fed into a woodchipper. It's a very realistic scenario that by this time next year, there will be no more EA. No more Battlefield, no more Mass Effect, no more Dragon Age, no more Sims.
My colleagues at Bloomberg report that the $20 billion debt in the EA deal is expected to be rated single-B — meaning it is considered a "junk" loan, or one that is high-risk and speculative, typically offering high interest rates. Which the new EA will have to pay
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.

This tells me two things:

1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.

(212) 486-4430
hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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MrBeast nearly burning a man to death and EA buckling under the leveraged buyout from hell are the exact same problem expressed differently. The rich will burn everything if it makes them a single extra dollar or feel one emotion, and they must be stopped
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?
January 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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The jokes fucking write themselves, honestly.
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward... The day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try."
I cannot emphasize this enough:

The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.

They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.

Doomers are not realists.
Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Finally, and most importantly, this all but confirms that Harry Potter adults are feckless scum
September 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I do think this is a win. Like it's not the end of fascism in America but it's a nice reminder that as much as this admin and its corporate collaborators love to pretend to have strength and control, they will quickly back down with even the smallest bit of community coordination and pushback.
Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday
September 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
1/2
September 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM