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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 12d

[ restaurant ]

him: whats the wait for a table

me: about 60 lbs

him: no, how long

me: sorry, about 4 feet across

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12d

Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.

A tweet from Rep. Jason Crow reads: “This is a real headline. The world is laughing at us. The government is closed. Inflation is rising. Health care costs are increasing. But Trump is making AI memes dropping feces on Americans.” Below, a Mother Jones tweet is shown with the headline: “Top Republicans stand by president’s poop video.”

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · 13d

I didnt think the leopards would eat MY face

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · Sep 26

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · Sep 17

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · Aug 29

a man with his mouth open looks at the camera

ALT: a man with his mouth open looks at the camera

media.tenor.com

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · Aug 28

I have a dream…

That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · Aug 28

Im progressive but this is...still bad? So not only was it occupancy fraud but they were straw purchases? And then the loans defaulted which is exactly why you cant do this shit and *everyones* rates are higher to hedge the increasing risk in the GSE portfolio

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · Aug 28

It was real but MAGA cult got him bigly

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · Aug 25

Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.

Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Aug 23

RoboCop: *about to arrest me*

Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them

RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Aug 19

If there’s one issue that requires a fair and balanced look at both sides, it’s gotta be *checks notes* slavery?

Headline saying Trump escalates attacks against Smithsonian
museums, says there's too much focus on 'how bad slavery was'

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · Aug 17

The Governor of Illinois is literally elected via popular vote and is currently a Dem

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Jile 3G @thetdj.bsky.social · Aug 9

Coach Soike smiling in the clouds

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · Aug 6

The year is 2062. I am drinking during the day.

“I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare.

The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Aug 4

The man who just fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because their numbers supposedly weren’t accurate just claimed that he lowered drug prices in America by 1500%.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · Jul 27

The Mother and Sister of the artist, by Berthe Morisot, 1870

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · Jul 24

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Jul 18

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Jul 15

“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”

-Justice Sonia Sotomayor

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Jul 14

In 1996 Al Gore caught hell for making fund raising calls from a White House phone!

Mark Sumner 🇺🇦 @devilstower.bsky.social · Jul 13

It’s amazing what constituted a scandal in the days when laws applied to everyone and the president wasn’t openly taking multibillion dollar bribes.

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Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn.bsky.social · Jul 13

250 people detained in the Florida Everglades have no criminal convictions or pending charges.

Exclusive: Hundreds at Alligator Alcatraz have no criminal charges, Miami Herald learns

Descriptions of the Everglades detention center as a place for violent criminals tell only part of the story.

www.miamiherald.com

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · Jul 4

pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Jul 4

I’m sure Trump’s new plan of allowing employers in certain industries to decide whether their workers will get deported or not will lead to lovely working conditions and fair wages.

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Human☮ @4humanunity.bsky.social · Jul 4

How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?

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