F This Fitzgerald
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The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaValle, The Reformatory by Tananarive Due
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaValle, The Reformatory by Tananarive Due
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ethics professor here, can confirm
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ethics professor here, can confirm
Full ball. Can’t lose.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Full ball. Can’t lose.
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One downside of being an ex-NFL'er (9 years, 2 rings) is everybody wants my picks. IMHO it's going to come down to a combination of who wants it more and who can put the most points on the board. Special teams could also come into play. #9years2rings
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
One downside of being an ex-NFL'er (9 years, 2 rings) is everybody wants my picks. IMHO it's going to come down to a combination of who wants it more and who can put the most points on the board. Special teams could also come into play. #9years2rings
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Do it All the Time - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me
I’m Not Okay I Promise- My Chemical Romance
Smoking Cigarettes and Drinking Coffee - Otis Redding
Jockey Full of bourbon - Tom Waits
Dark Streets of London- The Pogues
Do it All the Time - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me
I’m Not Okay I Promise- My Chemical Romance
Smoking Cigarettes and Drinking Coffee - Otis Redding
Jockey Full of bourbon - Tom Waits
Dark Streets of London- The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Ramblin Gamblin Man - The Bob Seger System
Domino - Van Morrison
Chasing Heather Crazy - Guided By Voices
11th Hour - Lamb Of God
Rewind - Rosali
Ramblin Gamblin Man - The Bob Seger System
Domino - Van Morrison
Chasing Heather Crazy - Guided By Voices
11th Hour - Lamb Of God
Rewind - Rosali
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Neil Young - Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)
The Clash - Somebody Got Murdered
Juice Newton - Queen of Hearts
Black Sabbath - Lord of this World
At the Drive-In - For Now We Toast
Neil Young - Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)
The Clash - Somebody Got Murdered
Juice Newton - Queen of Hearts
Black Sabbath - Lord of this World
At the Drive-In - For Now We Toast
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Do it All the Time - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me
I’m Not Okay I Promise- My Chemical Romance
Smoking Cigarettes and Drinking Coffee - Otis Redding
Jockey Full of bourbon - Tom Waits
Dark Streets of London- The Pogues
Do it All the Time - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me
I’m Not Okay I Promise- My Chemical Romance
Smoking Cigarettes and Drinking Coffee - Otis Redding
Jockey Full of bourbon - Tom Waits
Dark Streets of London- The Pogues
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If you haven't already, February would be a fantastic time to read up on George Herriman, creator of Krazy Kat, one of the most famous and influential early comic strips, and lauded by the likes of Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes).
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
Invisibly Black: A Life of George Herriman, Creator of ‘Krazy Kat’ (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If you haven't already, February would be a fantastic time to read up on George Herriman, creator of Krazy Kat, one of the most famous and influential early comic strips, and lauded by the likes of Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes).
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/b...
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I heard someone say that dudes are coming online and saying that if they see a woman has a library card, they run. Is this true? Are guys doing this?
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I heard someone say that dudes are coming online and saying that if they see a woman has a library card, they run. Is this true? Are guys doing this?
Just a thought: The Wayans family doesn’t get enough credit for their contributions to entertainment.
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Just a thought: The Wayans family doesn’t get enough credit for their contributions to entertainment.
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
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You could lure some grandpas/dads into a room with the promise of an all-star cast WWII film. If you are lucky you could end up with one dad giving commentary on the wheels of a specific kind of plane used in the latter part of WWII.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
You could lure some grandpas/dads into a room with the promise of an all-star cast WWII film. If you are lucky you could end up with one dad giving commentary on the wheels of a specific kind of plane used in the latter part of WWII.
Just got out of a library seminar about AI and now I want to walk into an incinerator.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Just got out of a library seminar about AI and now I want to walk into an incinerator.
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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
Crypto = POGS
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Crypto = POGS
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
This is why billionaires not existing is good societal hygiene.
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is why billionaires not existing is good societal hygiene.
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
As a person who works in libraries, I need you all to know the password to your email. You must be able to log onto your email from a computer. I don’t know your email. Also, why are you leaving your drivers license in your car. Christ, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
As a person who works in libraries, I need you all to know the password to your email. You must be able to log onto your email from a computer. I don’t know your email. Also, why are you leaving your drivers license in your car. Christ, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
There should be a spot in the Olympics for registered nurses to stab a Capri Sun with a straw in the least number of attempts.
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
There should be a spot in the Olympics for registered nurses to stab a Capri Sun with a straw in the least number of attempts.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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People can dunk on the idea of 15 Minute Cities all they want, but today I needed a power tool that was $200 online and said to myself "F that, I bet the Capitol Hill Tool Library has one" and sure enough it did and I can mosey on over there and borrow it for $5 😂 I'm not giving that up
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
People can dunk on the idea of 15 Minute Cities all they want, but today I needed a power tool that was $200 online and said to myself "F that, I bet the Capitol Hill Tool Library has one" and sure enough it did and I can mosey on over there and borrow it for $5 😂 I'm not giving that up
Ah yes…the shit…
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Ah yes…the shit…
There is no way to describe a white guy with dreadlocks without sounding derisive.
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
There is no way to describe a white guy with dreadlocks without sounding derisive.