Tio Bruce
tiobruce.bsky.social
Tio Bruce
@tiobruce.bsky.social
Charlie Crockett says I bear an uncanny resemblance to Billy Bob Thornton.
Tio's Tops of Twenty-five. New adds weekly. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1HzLPYrD1TVImQCjvZDa6F?si=jYIZbbdvRnGuPqCeYz3uUw&pi=aUbws8RMR0aNH
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It's the cranberries *with* the marijuana. Lethal combination.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Boston
Mission of Burma
The Highwaymen
Yitzhak Perlman
American Aquarium
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Neil Young & Crazy Horse (1991)
Mary Chapin Carpenter (1990)
R.E.M. (1989)
Stevie Ray Vaughn (1988)
The Replacements (1987)
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"saw ... the cast of 'Hamilton' do some propaganda" feels a bit dated?

It's been a decade, come up with some new material to die mad at
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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they will die mad that they've already lost because, crucially and irrevocably, they've already lost
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Here's the problem: CEO life is literally not possible for all 350 million Americans and your job is to make it as close to attainable as possible for the people under you purview. You just... refuse to do it. I am not an expert on morality but imo this is a moral abdication in extremis.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had such a fabulous day and evening.

Had our neighbor for Turkey lunch.
He was here about 3 or 4 hours, then went home a while.
After 2 hours WE went to HIS house for drinks and to watch football.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Why doesn’t one of these reporters come back with actually I’m not stupid you just don’t known what you’re talking about. I’m tired of the press taking his shit.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Fry them, roast them, or make borscht... way better than any green bean dish
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There is a Bobby Darin play?
NYC here I come!
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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You're a high ranking government official and you shouldn't make things up.

Your 70% number is just a fabrication.

And it's TOTALLY not true that "every single" person you detained is here illegally. For instance, many were allowed in so they could apply for asylum.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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yeah Thanksgiving should be understood as a Civil War holiday more than anything about colonial America
This is my yearly reminder that

A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.

B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.

Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
1800 is twice my mortgage
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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90% chance this guy said something along the lines of “TAKE A LOAN OUT, PAY IT BACK” to people with student debt
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I wish people would stop buying new cars
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Why does absolutely NO ONE consider the possibility that the MAGA Regime was about to deport him back into the hands of the Taliban and he took an action that life in a US prison was better than a certain death in Afghanistan?

bsky.app/profile/enra...
Has anybody determined the motive of the National Guardsmen shooter?

I'm guessing the shooter didn't want to be deported back to Afghanistan and figured being in a United States prison would be much better

In that case Trump is responsible for the shooting
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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platonic ideal of a bluesky post
I‘ll say it… celebrating thanksgiving, even if it’s just y'all eating food, is wrong. You don’t have to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. I get doing the dinner on thurs because that’s when we are all free. but, call it a fall harvest, learn about land back, uplift indigenous people. Don't Support Genocide.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Or I don't know let people enjoy things.
I‘ll say it… celebrating thanksgiving, even if it’s just y'all eating food, is wrong. You don’t have to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. I get doing the dinner on thurs because that’s when we are all free. but, call it a fall harvest, learn about land back, uplift indigenous people. Don't Support Genocide.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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people just love being performative and miserable. thanksgiving is nothing more than a day off based around food and friends/family, good god.
I‘ll say it… celebrating thanksgiving, even if it’s just y'all eating food, is wrong. You don’t have to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. I get doing the dinner on thurs because that’s when we are all free. but, call it a fall harvest, learn about land back, uplift indigenous people. Don't Support Genocide.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Posting is wrong. Have you seen the things people post?

I get the socializing part, because we're all overeducated and have too much free time, but don't ever post.
I‘ll say it… celebrating thanksgiving, even if it’s just y'all eating food, is wrong. You don’t have to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. I get doing the dinner on thurs because that’s when we are all free. but, call it a fall harvest, learn about land back, uplift indigenous people. Don't Support Genocide.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Celebrate Thanksgiving if you want to and don't let anyone tell you that it's wrong.
I‘ll say it… celebrating thanksgiving, even if it’s just y'all eating food, is wrong. You don’t have to say “Happy Thanksgiving”. I get doing the dinner on thurs because that’s when we are all free. but, call it a fall harvest, learn about land back, uplift indigenous people. Don't Support Genocide.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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It's something that a grown man fascist would do.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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That man who’s scared of a woman being his equal is definitely not a “high value” one.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM