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4, but I can be talked into one of them
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
4, but I can be talked into one of them
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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"physically obstructed his freedom of movement while LEMON peppered"
That's every time I visit Atlanta, brother
That's every time I visit Atlanta, brother
One of the "overt acts" of the conspiracy was Don Lemon and Georgia Fort interviewing the pastor of the church:
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"physically obstructed his freedom of movement while LEMON peppered"
That's every time I visit Atlanta, brother
That's every time I visit Atlanta, brother
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Oh!
This is who we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in nashville?
This is who we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in nashville?
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Oh!
This is who we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in nashville?
This is who we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in nashville?
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I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
this is the strongest argument I've heard in favor of term limits
they are not your friends, they are your co-workers who are trying to have you killed in the street
they are not your friends, they are your co-workers who are trying to have you killed in the street
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
this is the strongest argument I've heard in favor of term limits
they are not your friends, they are your co-workers who are trying to have you killed in the street
they are not your friends, they are your co-workers who are trying to have you killed in the street
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You may not agree with everything you read in our paper. But we trust you to read it and decide for yourselves. That’s why we print statements from powerful people we like without printing the facts showing those people are lying to you. You can do that part. We trust you.
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You may not agree with everything you read in our paper. But we trust you to read it and decide for yourselves. That’s why we print statements from powerful people we like without printing the facts showing those people are lying to you. You can do that part. We trust you.
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it is absolutely WILD that I was a huge Aaron Rodgers fan for like 15 years, and now because of his YouTube algorithm I’m waiting anxiously to retweet screencaps of his face as he gets strip-sacked
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
it is absolutely WILD that I was a huge Aaron Rodgers fan for like 15 years, and now because of his YouTube algorithm I’m waiting anxiously to retweet screencaps of his face as he gets strip-sacked
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Happy Friday to you guys
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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I am in some ways slightly more sympathetic than most to elected Dems right now as people scream Do Something at them, because there really, truly is not all that much they have the power to do at the moment besides yell
but if all you can do is yell, the yelling has to be higher quality
but if all you can do is yell, the yelling has to be higher quality
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I am in some ways slightly more sympathetic than most to elected Dems right now as people scream Do Something at them, because there really, truly is not all that much they have the power to do at the moment besides yell
but if all you can do is yell, the yelling has to be higher quality
but if all you can do is yell, the yelling has to be higher quality
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
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linkedin job history
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
linkedin job history
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
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Some people have asked what I mean when I talk about the need for anti-corruption reforms. Here are some ideas.
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Some people have asked what I mean when I talk about the need for anti-corruption reforms. Here are some ideas.
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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the Texas longhorns football experience
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the Texas longhorns football experience
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)