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Tony Delgado 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
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I write, draw, and complain. Sometimes, I do all three at the same time.
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My wife and I planning Thanksgiving. I guess I'm not making dinner rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well, thank God this won't have any issues.
NEW: ICE had initially planned a limited pilot program to hire bounty hunters and private investigators for immigrant tracking.

The agency has now scrapped that plan and is going all-in, removing the program’s spending cap and offering up to $280M to any given contractor.

From @dell.bsky.social
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Harpo Marx, born November 23, 1888, was the worst kind of kibitzer in Monkey Business (1931).
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I'm late to the party, but why did Blue Sky tweak their app icon to make it look worse?
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Damned homophones! I said I liked Gialli movies. So, she brought Miracle on 34th Street and I brought Strip Nude for Your Killer.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pinhead is a better writer.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A lot of these titles are pretty terrible, but I have a soft spot for the attempt that was "Bride and Doom."
Bride and Doom

pulpcovers.com/bride-and-do...

Covers, At Sea, Dangerous Women, Magazine, Mystery, Norman Saunders, Ten Detective Aces
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Lots of good stuff here.
✨Announcing our December 2025 Criterion Channel lineup! ✨

Next month, make yourself at home in some of cinema’s most memorable hotels, celebrate Julianne Moore’s bracingly human performances, or explore the trailblazing debuts of Black women filmmakers.

www.criterion.com/current/post...
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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We have to outlaw wildfire and invasive plant metaphors until someone can figure out what the hell is going on
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Every source that Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with as a character from Game of Thrones.

by Chris Cillizza
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've given up on my replay of Final Fantasy VIII. It became too much of a slog, and I loathed the mechanics.

Starting Persona 5 for the first time today!
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That piece about Nuzzi was indulgent.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've been sick for a solid week and haven't drawn anything. Hate it. 🤬
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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to be an artist is to be perpetually dissatisfied

you don't stop working on a project when it's "good", that's what deadlines are for
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM