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My latest, SILENT CREEK, has been launched into the world!!
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gotta admit, losing the CyHawk dual sucks. How did Iowa State fans handle this for 20 consecutive years?
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
All my books are on sale today…probably.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Keep my state out of your fucking mouth.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Introduce yourself with five
concerts you’ve seen.
Difficulty = Capacity < 500

Prince
The Decemberists
Death Cab for Cutie
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
The Hold Steady
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Difficulty = Minnesota

Prince
Lizzo
Bad Bad Hats
Doomtree
Hippo Campus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Difficulty = Minnesota

Prince
Lizzo
Bad Bad Hats
Doomtree
Hippo Campus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Please, today of all days, do not be a Jive Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Spend your holidays with Viv you big galoot.
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS YOUR NOT-SO-SUBTLE REMINDER THAT IF YOU WANT A BOOK THAT WILL NOT ADD TO YOUR EXISTENTIAL ANGST *WHILE* SOLVING A MYSTERY DURING THANKSGIVING: IT IS VIVIANA VALENTINE GOES UP THE RIVER. GET IT WHEREVER YOU WANT: tr.ee/1F7L9-CWs8
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SILENT CREEK is the perfect Thanksgiving book, because I realized during dev edits that Thanksgiving and Christmas take place during the timeline and were not acknowledged, but I was told I could ignore them.

www.amazon.com/Silent-Creek...
Silent Creek
Amazon.com: Silent Creek: 9781662530111: Wirt, Tony: Books
www.amazon.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Props to the saxophone player for being the only member of Marvin Berry and the Starlights who kept going when that Calvin Klein kid went nuts on the guitar.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Holy crap! The world may be in a state of constant Burnination, but we've got a new SBemail!!!
Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
homestarrunner.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Wall of Saint Paul, baby.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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He did. When you're done reading it or listening to it, you might want a drink. Or maybe not. You'd know what I mean if you had MYOPIC DUPLICITY. thewritersdossier.com | leonardoaudio.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just a reminder that i wrote a story for this awesome anthology and you can check it out if you want. @leonardoaudio.bsky.social @jeffcircle.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Once again, a man cannot have sex with a girl under 18. It’s rape. Every time. No matter what.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ellen is awesome and I absolutely cannot wait for this…
parade.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
As others have pointed out… this isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to keep from coming out.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just called my rep Brad Finastads office to ask how he planned to vote on the Epstein Files discharge petition & the guy who answered the phone said he “didn’t know”. I expressed my surprise that he didn’t know such an important thing, but told him I if he voted no I’d assume he protected Diddlers.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Joining the party from SE Minnesota
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My timeline on every app is just Northern Lights pics and I feel like we need that for a min.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Dear Twins fans, I want SELL THE TEAM chants all season at Target Field.
Dallas fans chanting "Fire Nico!" enough that it's actually happening is basically witchcraft, which I mean as a compliment.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.

The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today’s Giving the Cats Lunch Song was sung to the tune of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, in remembrance.
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have officially finished the read through of the draft I finished last week. I think once I make sure characters don't have new names halfway through the book and things that happened early on aren't just completely forgotten and ignored, we may have something to work with here.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM