Michael Westbom
@totallymike.org
Most definitely a human I think
He/him
He/him
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Become uncontainable
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Become uncontainable
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Dune is a story about doing an insane bong rip and then holding the president hostage
May 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Dune is a story about doing an insane bong rip and then holding the president hostage
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Hey @netflix.com, we’re so proud of your many accomplishments, but your mother and I have some concerns about this acquisition. Why don’t you come on by soon so we can chat. You can say hi to the cats while you’re here.
Love youuu
xoxoxo
Mom and Dad
Love youuu
xoxoxo
Mom and Dad
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey @netflix.com, we’re so proud of your many accomplishments, but your mother and I have some concerns about this acquisition. Why don’t you come on by soon so we can chat. You can say hi to the cats while you’re here.
Love youuu
xoxoxo
Mom and Dad
Love youuu
xoxoxo
Mom and Dad
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Did he really say cucker spaniel
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did he really say cucker spaniel
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
Last night I woke up my partner on the couch by cackling multiple times while watching this. Fucking fantastic work by @kaiserneko.bsky.social, the cast, and all y’all at @teamfourstar.bsky.social
Also, fuck Jadeite (we love you Blake Jennings)
Also, fuck Jadeite (we love you Blake Jennings)
Toonami Abridged | Sailor Moon (PART 1)
YouTube video by TeamFourStar
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Last night I woke up my partner on the couch by cackling multiple times while watching this. Fucking fantastic work by @kaiserneko.bsky.social, the cast, and all y’all at @teamfourstar.bsky.social
Also, fuck Jadeite (we love you Blake Jennings)
Also, fuck Jadeite (we love you Blake Jennings)
Now mourning a world that never was. A world where Daniel Craig tromps up and down a set and explains with his cute little southern accent how Gonzo and Ratso conspired to murder Kermit but we learn in a third-act musical number featuring Bebe Neuwirth that Ms Piggy masterminded the whole scheme
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Now mourning a world that never was. A world where Daniel Craig tromps up and down a set and explains with his cute little southern accent how Gonzo and Ratso conspired to murder Kermit but we learn in a third-act musical number featuring Bebe Neuwirth that Ms Piggy masterminded the whole scheme
I often think about how online retail is having weird but subtle interactions with expectations we grew up with around safety and reliability, and this is a great example. People will just sell whatever if they’re not worried about how mad Walmart will be if they have to recall your product
It never should have been on the market in the first place. It was so obvious this was gonna happen.
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I often think about how online retail is having weird but subtle interactions with expectations we grew up with around safety and reliability, and this is a great example. People will just sell whatever if they’re not worried about how mad Walmart will be if they have to recall your product
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November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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There’s never been a used condom on a y-wing cockpit floorboard.
27. I don’t care what @gailsimone.bsky.social says, the humble Y-Wing is a good ship.
two star wars fighter jets flying in the sky
Alt: Y-Wings, about to die in the Death Star trench.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There’s never been a used condom on a y-wing cockpit floorboard.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Remember:
- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals
- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks
- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to
This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.
- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals
- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks
- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to
This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Remember:
- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals
- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks
- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to
This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.
- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals
- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks
- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to
This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.