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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am
Tweet from @jiggadrin_

Hi 
@HalieyWelchX
  My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. 

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well. 

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

Please help me or who can I contact for refund?  If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

My crypto representative 
@cobie
 will be in touch.
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Even this registers the yankification of the far right
I see your ex is taking the divorce well
A car in London covered in bizarre anti Sadiq khan and ant Keir starmer slogans. Taken from a Facebook post
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Welcome to Bluesky newest Twitter migrants! A few tips:

-Add an Avi, otherwise it defaults to a picture of sexy ALF.

-Write an intro post about the largest whole food item you’ve ever fit in your mouth.

-Write thank-you notes for all reposts.

-Don’t hesitate to @TimBluesky with any questions.
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ladies, gentlemen, goblins, and all variations and combinations thereof

pleased to announce that i just punched myself in the face trying to open a packet from the wrong side, as the other side had an easy tear tab i didn't see

be proud of me, i deserve it
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hey people, i’m not so sure how good my habit of drinking solely raw milk all day is. should i add in some bog water or am i good to keep with my current plan?
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it should be clear that the israeli govt doesn’t give a shit about the corpses just like it didn’t give a shit about the living hostages as it bombed and shot at them for two years and that this is just a pretext to resume death and destruction in gaza the israeli right is ideologically committed to
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Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!”

Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow.
Toad talks to his seeds, trying to get them to grow.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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“my son who burned a palestinian baby alive in his crib should get to go free because prisoners were released by israel as part of a hostage exchange” is quite the assertion
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Very bummed to not see Michigan on this map
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Map: Governors Public Health Alliance
* Guam is also a member of the alliance
Updated October 15, 2025
Map: @luckytran • Created with Datawrapper
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Ever since I read that pulling a dog away from sniffing is like not allowing them to read their social media feed I’ve been letting her sniff longer but I swear she is a doom scroller
Black pit bull sniffing a wall
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The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.
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I always use the institutional racism test: If a Muslim minister of colour personally tortured one of our most beloved young people, we would have ambassadors expelled, aid ties severed, and indignant tabloid A1s for days
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
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Hakeem Jeffries posted pictures of two Rep. Members posing with “Young Republicans” who were part of a racist text thread (as reported by Politico).

In response, Mike Davis (well-connected in Trump World & on the Hill) called Jeffries a “house slave” for George Soros - proving Jeffries’ point.
Mike Davis racist smear
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excited to watch people lose their entire damn minds over this
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dominic Michael Tripi &
@DMichaelTripi
X.com
NEW: X executive says creator monetization program may potentially be ended, saying that the system does
"more harm than good."
10:27 AM • 10/15/25
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Wild in Tron: Ares where Jeff Bridges says to Leto “I like Daft Punk but prefer Nine Inch Nails” and they both stared at the camera while an entire new NIN single plays
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A group of far right assholes have showed up to protest at David Douglas high school after students allegedly pushed back at a formation of a turning point chapter. School is out & they are outnumbered by predominantly Black & Brown students roasting the fuck out of them.
Far right assholes harassing children
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i guess this kind of king is ok
Happy birthday Lincoln! The 👑 of Sea Pups is turning 8
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(AP) — Dozens of reporters turned in access badges and exited the Pentagon on Wednesday rather than agree to government-imposed restrictions on their work, pushing journalists who cover the American military further from the seat of its power.

@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/pent...
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important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since. If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
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The antifa concept can be traced to Arditi del Popolo movement, an Italian anti-fascist group that was founded in 1921 for the purpose of defending working-class people and institutions from the assault of Mussolini’s blackshirts.
From 1920s Italy to 1930s Palestine to 1980s Ska Scenes, Antifa Has Many Faces
A historian discusses past anti-fascist organizations and practices in light of Trump’s effort to criminalize “antifa.”…
truthout.org
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I see the intolerant echo-chamber media elite as a net positive for public health because without them some people would have to throw themselves in front of a bus to slake their lust for victimhood