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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · Oct 17

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · Oct 16

Dick put them ahead
#NBAPreseason
www.sportsnet.ca/nba/article/...

Gradey Dick leads Raptors past Celtics in NBA pre-season action

Gradey Dick led all scorers with 27 points as the Toronto Raptors beat the NBA champion Boston Celtics 119-118 on Tuesday in pre-season action.

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 15h

He’s gonna fill in on Charlie’s old show for the first few weeks of the offseason

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 15h

matt shaw already looking up the ICE recruitment contact info

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 15h

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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 15h

🇧🇷Tico-tico-rei
🌎Coryphospingus cucullatus
Conservação:Pouco Preocupante

O tico-tico-rei é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae

📷 Alessandro Abdala

Um pássaro pequeno de plumagem marrom escura nas costas e vermelho vibrante no peito e na cabeça, exibindo uma crista vermelha proeminente, está empoleirado em um galho de árvore seco com textura rugosa, em um ambiente natural com folhagem verde exuberante ao fundo. O pássaro está encarando a câmera com um olhar curioso.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 19h

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20h

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 15h

It's over
Cubs got beat by fucking Andrew Vaughn 🤢
CHC@MIL #NLDS #MLB

I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 16h

Coomer says BLAZE IT! 💨
CHC@MIL #NLDS #MLB

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17h

IMO the cubs should score 7-10 runs in the next inning

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Ravioli Ripple 🇵🇸 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 16h

Fuck "God Bless America." It is a shitty song that should be played at no sporting events ever. I am a Christian and I am offended when it plays.

Stay seated when it plays. You may owe God respect depending on your point of view, but you do not owe America respect. God DAMN America.

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 16h

Game 170
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 9d

Will another 2.5 hours of MLB app commercials be the thing that breaks the last strings holding together my sanity? Stay tuned to find-GO CRAZY FOLKS GO CRAZY OPPO TACO MIKE PIAZZA DID 9/11

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 18h

Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air!
CHC@MIL #NLDS #MLB #GoCubsGo

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I hate Illinois Nazis @trollhamels.bsky.social · 21h

All rejoice in Our Lord and Saviour, Walton Goggins

Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 1d

Hear me out…

Walton Goggins from the Righteous Gemstones playing Teen Jesus or Teenjus.

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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 21h

ass posting on main. melville wild.

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21h

He put his hand upon the sleeper’s rear, as though feeling if it was soft enough; and then, without more ado, sat quietly down there.

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Jeff Doctor @jeff.doctor · 1d

I am once again asking Canadian journalists to ask the most basic-ass question of "on whose land will these be built?" How is it that every other major industry must consider Indigenous rights but with tech it's like "meh".
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

ANALYSIS | Why OpenAI wants to help Canada build homegrown artificial intelligence | CBC News

OpenAI wants to help Canada build a sovereign digital infrastructure for artificial intelligence, putting the country in a tough spot as it tries to distance itself from overreliance on U.S. tech comp...

www.cbc.ca

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23h

This is often said. I might've even said it at some times.

But honestly it's not true.

They win because they cheat. If we had free and fair elections without barriers

It'd be a different world. IMO.

Mayor of Crazy Town @sunmonkey23.bsky.social · 23h

You know why the Republicans continue to win? They’re loyal to their party. None of this kind of circular firing squad purity testing. It will continue to sink us. Save those conversations for after we wrestle control from the fascists. I’m just saying. It’s go time and we need a solid line! ✌️☮️🕊️

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Mold @nobooks.bsky.social · 23h

If only someone made bathrooms safe?

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 1d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Regressive Award goes to Breanna Stewart.

Knowingly working with someone intent on hurting innocent people is certainly a choice on Terfie Stewart's part. That's the most diplomatic way I can put it. If you see her standing in front of the ladies room, you'll know why.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Award
Regressive: Breanna Stewart

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Peace Award goes to Natisha Hiedeman.

She turned C-Will from fighter to StudBud. She temporarily eased player tensions with Cathy through the power of dance. She kept Coach Reeve from possible manslaughter charges in Phoenix. She let DiJonai glam her up. Natisha is our warrior for peace.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Award
Peace: Natisha Hiedeman

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Meltdown Award goes to Cheryl Reeve.

It wasn't an isolated moment, but a final straw that made Coach Reeve snap during the Semifinals. Seeing Napheesa Collier injured after a collision and no foul called, she lost all religion and got ejected, leading to a strong statement postgame.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Award
Meltdown: Cheryl Reeve

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Man of the Year Award goes to Nate Tibbetts.

Coach Girl Dad leaned on talented assistants like Kristi Toliver and players like Alyssa Thomas and Kahleah Copper to make the Finals. While unable to win the Championship, he does get to make more money than the woman who beat him.

#WNBA

2025 Dana Holtzbert Award
Man of the Year: Nate Tibbetts

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Transfer Portal Award goes to DeWanna Bonner.

It was an unhappy time with the Fever and both the team and DeWanna needed a change. That change worked out well for both, but especially DeWanna who got to reunite with her love, rediscover her joy, and also make the WNBA Finals.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Award
Transfer Portal: DeWanna Bonner

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is Award goes to Sophie Cunningham.

Wears a pride shirt while transphobic. Criticizes other cities she may have to play for someday. Speaks out against physicality while needlessly tackling an opponent. The future Fox News personality is just like that.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Awards
I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is: Sophie Cunningham

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

The Heel Turn Award goes to Candace Parker.

Her number was raised, but her fall was sudden. From the C-Tier criticism of Angel Reese to working with men interested in leeching women's basketball for their own benefit, 2025 was where fans started speculating "Maybe Geno had a point." Eek.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Award
Heel Turn: Candace Parker

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Michelle @chellebat.bsky.social · 1d

These are the best post-season awards I have ever seen.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to the 2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Awards! These awards are determined by me and are in no way objective. This is not meant to be taken seriously unless you agree in which case, these are the greatest and most fair awards you've seen.

There are 50 of these, so let's get started.

#WNBA

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