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Tabico!
I broke out the heated blanket to snuggle up in while working, and of course the second I stopped using it, Spud stole it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Raps win!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
Portland can't keep him down! He's spraying all over the court!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
Dick stuffs it in the hole!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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You have the right to record ICE.

You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.

Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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ngl i noticed the luthorcorp people actually enjoyed working there in the 2025 movie lmao
avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It's Giving Tuesday, which means lots of autism orgs are asking for donations. But how can you know which ones are good, and which ones are … not good? Well, we have guidelines and a list, at TPGA:

thinkingautismguide.com/useful-autis...
#GivingTuesday #autism #neurodiversity
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Scottie Barnes just threw down a left-handed poster like it was nothing.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Portland can't keep him down! He's spraying all over the court!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
Dick stuffs it in the hole!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Put me on the Fan Council, cowards
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dick stuffs it in the hole!
POR@TOR #WeTheNorth #NBA
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If only the pros outweighed the cons.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Scottie Barnes is your Eastern Conference Defensive Player of the Month
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I appreciate the reporting AND I want everyone to stop using criminal records as a stand in for whether people should or should not be harassed and deported.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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We should carve Rushmore back
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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fishtopher tuesday where fishtopher politely requests you donate what you are able (time, money, support) to your favorite animal rescues
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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lol it went to the bathroom to pass out after getting drunk the Universal Instinct
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I mean, this is the US and so it may work out differently, but those of us from or who have studied military coup/dictatorships in Latin America know this sort of thing generally doesn’t end well.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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The people who are trying to destroy universities when it comes to inclusion around race and gender are also opposed to inclusion around disability. This bullshit gives them cover. Once again, legacy media laundering far right complaints because it makes elites feel smug.
The administration is extorting universities for billions of dollars and attempting to destroy free speech, academic freedom, and independent thought but the Atlantic talked to a few professors at elite universities who think the problem is that some students need a little extra time on exams
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Contreras sees the rebuild incoming and is like check please
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The goal is to humiliate trans people and make our lives unlivable. It's a terror campaign. In the ideal world of these far-right activists, people would be scared to hire a trans person for a job, for instance, for fear of something like this happening.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Tasty
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Somewhere in a Roman brickyard, around 1800 years ago, a fresh tile was drying ahead of firing - until a dog trotted straight across it.
Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2

📷me
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Who says there's no such thing as rebirth?
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP'S HUMORS 'INCREDIBLY' BALANCED
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM