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cynical dreamer

@tundrafox907.bsky.social

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I'm basically a hermit who is cursed to watch people walk right on by the droids they're looking for. Talk to me about Baseball (White Sox) Football (Colts) Dogs Building stuff Hiking Going to the gym Bears 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤 Drag Race💅 EDM Property rights

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3h

I've long suspected it's as simple as they do things for money and they're not creative.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes it is.

Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 1d

….is that

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 1d

"...violated the crime..."

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 1d

I have some bad news for JD Vance if he thinks violating the oath of office is "pretty criminal."

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a group of prisoners

ALT: a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a group of prisoners

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if I'm the only one who's favorite track is Chicken Bone Circuit.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 2d

Sure sure, but Hunter Biden....

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 3d

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job

US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 2d

When a blow-up frog is more articulate and grounded in reality than the President of the United States.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 2d

I feel my most Ron Swanson when I realize I've been acknowledging some guys for years but we've never spoken. I call one guy the judge because he just gave me judge vibes.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

Probably fine

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 3d

So much liquid.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

I've made it to the Seattle hellscape.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

Headed into Seattle today after a wonderful driving tour of central and northern Washington. Put about a thousand miles on the rental car.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3d

News footage from Portland shows a calm, tranquil city. But an AI video that Stephen Miller texted to Donald Trump shows the city as a burning hellhole. The truth may lie somewhere in between.

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

Malicious compliance is my favorite kind of compliance.

AndreaaaHHhHHHHh!! Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 3d

spectacular opportunity for malicious compliance here

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 3d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

I'm convinced they're trying to raise the "be there, will be wild" flag for their audience to show up and cause trouble.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 3d

This all sounds like they're trying to call the January 6ers back to action.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 3d

the protesters dressing up as chickens and frogs while team trump is like "these are serious terrorists destroying freedom."

i fucking love these people. well played. no notes.

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 4d

I like the, you want content? we'll give you content, vibe.

Jose Pagliery @josepagliery.bsky.social · 4d

One way to deal with the threat of overwhelming force and violence is to... laugh in its face.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 4d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 4d

Adventures in framing:

Headline presenting this as a real-world question. Rather than as another sign of deepening vortex of narcissistic delusion and detachment from reality.

Headline: Trump Has His Eyes on Nobel Prize. Will He Get It?

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cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I see Andrew Vaughn can play defense now too, that's fine.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 4d

I feel bad that I find things based on reviews, but don't typically leave any myself. Not bad enough to start I guess.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 4d

Bucket list hike complete. Heather Maple Pass Loop.

cynical dreamer @tundrafox907.bsky.social · 4d

Anecdotally my mother is conditioned to reject anything that isn't the right wing universe. She hates Stephen Colbert with a passion, but hasn't watched even clip of his show in years.

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 4d

Plan coming in two weeks….

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."

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