cynical dreamer
@tundrafox907.bsky.social
I'm basically a hermit who is cursed to watch people walk right on by the droids they're looking for.
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EDM
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Talk to me about
Baseball (White Sox)
Football (Colts)
Dogs
Building stuff
Hiking
Going to the gym
Bears 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤
Drag Race💅
EDM
Property rights
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Pete Hegseth: "AI should be in your battle rhythm every day"
AI: "Pete Hegseth supports unambiguously illegal orders"
AI: "Pete Hegseth supports unambiguously illegal orders"
lmao
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pete Hegseth: "AI should be in your battle rhythm every day"
AI: "Pete Hegseth supports unambiguously illegal orders"
AI: "Pete Hegseth supports unambiguously illegal orders"
Glad to know I'm not crazy that all of this isn't normal. Visibility with all the blowing snow is lower than I've ever seen before.
About 8 inches of snow at UAF thru 830am Friday. If the temperature stays below 0F today (likely but not certain), this will be Fairbanks’ highest daily snowfall with a sub-zero (F) high temp since Dec 26, 1965. #akwx #Snow
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@leahwrenn.bsky.social @carrieinfbx.bsky.social @tomhewittnews.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Glad to know I'm not crazy that all of this isn't normal. Visibility with all the blowing snow is lower than I've ever seen before.
This is really well put.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This is really well put.
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"President Trump today signed an executive order repealing the law of gravity. Scientists say it's not that simple."
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"President Trump today signed an executive order repealing the law of gravity. Scientists say it's not that simple."
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And you will accept this obvious lie because we think you and the American public are very stupid. No more questions.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And you will accept this obvious lie because we think you and the American public are very stupid. No more questions.
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the apparently revolutionary idea that people in power should suffer consequences for bald-faced lying
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the apparently revolutionary idea that people in power should suffer consequences for bald-faced lying
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Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
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An incredible admission at how top down the right is and how the oligarchs propagandists view their followers as lemmings to manipulate through social media rage bait. Now they're upset that they have lost control of the manipulation machine.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
An incredible admission at how top down the right is and how the oligarchs propagandists view their followers as lemmings to manipulate through social media rage bait. Now they're upset that they have lost control of the manipulation machine.
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Methods like breaking international laws.
House Intel Chair Rick Crawford on why he doesn't want video of the second Sept 2 boat strike released: "What the trained eye can detect from these videos may reveal sources and methods that would imperil troops." (But releasing video of the first strike didn't?)
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Methods like breaking international laws.
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
Only every day
Reading the news and saying "why tho"
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Only every day
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Chief Justice John Roberts: Why don’t we make the most powerful criminal in the world invincible?
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Chief Justice John Roberts: Why don’t we make the most powerful criminal in the world invincible?
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One of the defining features of American political sentiment in the present era in particular is that almost everyone wants the benefits of living in a society w robust support/protection but basically no one wants to personally contribute what itd take to make that available
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
One of the defining features of American political sentiment in the present era in particular is that almost everyone wants the benefits of living in a society w robust support/protection but basically no one wants to personally contribute what itd take to make that available
Well out loud and not in his voice. His voice has some sort of mermaid magic that makes people crash their boats on his island.
I just read this out loud to my wife. If you have a spouse or partner, try it, especially if they don’t know what’s coming. Hearing it out loud makes the bonkers-ness sink in.
Reading this to unsuspecting people should be a TikTok meme.
Reading this to unsuspecting people should be a TikTok meme.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Well out loud and not in his voice. His voice has some sort of mermaid magic that makes people crash their boats on his island.
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
Of course he doesn't know, he's never once read a word of the Constitution or listened to anyone who has.
Trump on 2028: "They say I'm not allowed to run. I don't know what the hell that's all about. He said, 'Four more years.' You see the new hat? We have four more years -- 2028."
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Of course he doesn't know, he's never once read a word of the Constitution or listened to anyone who has.
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO PICK 1ST OVERALL
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO PICK 1ST OVERALL
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been optimizing our baby, he’s up to 3.4 laughs/day, smile rate is in the 75th percentile. fed his coos into gpt-4o to map out ideal sleep/wake cycle. wife says i should be doing more chores around the house but got upset when i told her the ai nanny model notes 80/20 choreload maxes parental energy
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
been optimizing our baby, he’s up to 3.4 laughs/day, smile rate is in the 75th percentile. fed his coos into gpt-4o to map out ideal sleep/wake cycle. wife says i should be doing more chores around the house but got upset when i told her the ai nanny model notes 80/20 choreload maxes parental energy
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Paramount Skydance presents a Warner Bros. production, in conjunction with DC Studios, The Justice League Fights the Renewable Energy Hoax
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Paramount Skydance presents a Warner Bros. production, in conjunction with DC Studios, The Justice League Fights the Renewable Energy Hoax
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This one is speaking to me today
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This one is speaking to me today
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
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Important to remember that if this were true (it's not), but just IF there were any colorable case to be made that judges have engaged in "an unconscionable campaign of bias and hostility" there are judicial remedies.
If you disagree with a court, you appeal. You don't throw a tantrum on X.
If you disagree with a court, you appeal. You don't throw a tantrum on X.
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Important to remember that if this were true (it's not), but just IF there were any colorable case to be made that judges have engaged in "an unconscionable campaign of bias and hostility" there are judicial remedies.
If you disagree with a court, you appeal. You don't throw a tantrum on X.
If you disagree with a court, you appeal. You don't throw a tantrum on X.