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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie

@turtlesoup.bsky.social

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Cartoonist, illustrator, fanperson. Budding professional science writer & hobby naturalist/nature photographer. They/them. http://linktr.ee/alliekleber Expect lots of bird photos (and sometimes plants, bugs, etc). GenAI is not welcome here.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · Feb 21

To my steady & confusing stream of new followers: welcome! I'm a sporadic poster who treats this as more of a personal account than anything publicity-oriented. I'm an enthusiastic amateur nature photographer, a somewhat lapsed cartoonist, and sometimes share political posts but try not to deluge.

Computer-colored drawing of a pair of people in unusual/futuristic scuba gear swimming underwater holding hands; in the foreground, a tall, slender person of Filipino descent wearing a purple-blue suit and an odd organic bubble for a helmet, and further back, a Black woman with a scuba mask and simplified rebreather tank that fits around her neck, wearing a grey bodysuit. Behind them, a small black-and-white underwater drone shines beams of light forward; shelves of rock can be seen directly below the swimmers, and in the background, the silhouette of a submerged city.

A nine-panel black-and-white comic strip titled "uncomfortably numb," credited to Allie Kleber in 2020.

Panel 1: Depicts someone's pale-skinned hands and part of their lap; two fingers of their right hand are brushing against their bare left wrist.
Caption: Something's missing.

Panel 2: shows a white person with short hair and glasses facing away, standing at a kitchen counter and peeling a banana, with a steaming mug and bowl of something on the counter in front of them.
Caption: I get up, make breakfast.

Panel 3: The same person (wearing a different shirt) sits with their chin in their hand in front of a black laptop against a backdrop of book cases. They have a thought bubble with music notes and a Sarah Bareilles lyric" "... stirring in the cinnamon ..."
Caption: Work's boring, but fine.

Panel 4: A purring tabby cat sprawled on a blanket; feet are sticking out further back in the image.
Caption: The cat's a bit clingy, but that's hardly unusual.

Panel 5: Close-up on part of a phone being held in a pale hand, reading "1:52 Thurs, June 4" at the top and showing a social media feed and an email notification at the top.
Caption: The world continues to be on fire, so I boost and listen.
Sub-caption: (I know it's not enough.)

Panel 6: Shows the person riding a bike up a hill while wearing a face mask and looking over at a car next to them; word balloons read "puff" "puff"
Caption: Today I finally got off my ass and went for a ride.

Panel 7: The person is lying on their back, head on a pillow and eyes closed, wearing Airpods from which a word bubble emerges: "... bringing the attention back to the breath."
Caption: I've even been meditating.

Panel 8: The person sitting sideways on a couch with a book, looking up and out a window where a bird is flying past.
Caption: But I feel like I'm ... waiting.

Panel 9: A white blank with just the caption in the middle.
Caption: Though I know there is nothing to wait for.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17h

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 14h

Silly to be proud of the city where I was born, given that I've barely spent any time there as a fully sentient human (we left when I was under a year old and I've been back exactly once), but heck.

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Sophie Alboronzo @freyathedragon.bsky.social · 22h

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Ribbit ribbit motherfuckers

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 1d

... someone has nominated "Worldbuilding" for Virginia Woolf's Orlando. I am so curious.

cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 1d

I love going through the Yuletide tag set.

Somehow, there are 18 nominated characters for the Lord Peter Wimsey books. How? What kind of coordination was involved? What random combinations are people hoping to receive(/write)? 🧐

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds great!

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 1d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, hey, yes please. Could I get in on this with one LGBTQ+ sticker and two nonbinary stickers? I will absolutely pay US postage and pitch in for a share of the UK postage too.

cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 2d

Never in my life have I ever heard anyone refer to "upper" or "lower" New England.

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 2d

Can you believe there is a contingent of people who think this Supernatural Season 7 villain is the future and a bunch of them post on here

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 3d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 2d

Your husband is another example of why this kind of absurd compulsory genderified nonsense is nonsense!

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 2d

Being an agender human who has to get a mammogram is already a dysphoria minefield. Did they really have to decorate this waiting room with pink plastic pumpkins?

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 4d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

I have similar daydreams! I have idly contemplated printing up flyers a few times, or even drawing short, friendly explanatory zines.

cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

(Doesn't make parking in the bike lane okay, especially in a really busy, congested area! But if there's a way to get people to understand that, I haven't found it, so maybe I can at least spare my stupid blood pressure.)

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

I don't have any answers. I am always working towards better control of my temper, and I have definitely improved somewhat over my five years commuting by bike. Maybe this insight(?) can help with that, if nothing else.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

He didn't understand that I saw his choice to block my only safe route through a particularly busy and noisy intersection as an act of violence. Honestly, I didn't really realize it myself until then.

What do people like him see? An innocent little faux pas? Might explain their apparent confusion.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

I will admit that as an urban cyclist, I occasionally lose my temper with someone for parking in the bike lane. It's not nice and it's not effective, and I nearly always regret it.

I realized something last time, when someone said I was in the wrong, not him, because I was being RUDE.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 4d

Made some new #birdart this weekend - a common grackle, and an ovenbird. Both based on my own photos.

Sketchbook page with a mixed-media (color pencil & Copic marker) drawing of a common grackle perched on a bare tree branch, head turned to the side and some iridescence showing on its head and throat.

Postcard-sized mixed-media (color pencil & Copic marker) drawing of an ovenbird perched on a birch branch, head and tail up alertly. It has a word balloon, which just reads "!"

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 6d

"The fights for trans rights and Palestinians are over and we lost" is something I'm seeing over and over from cis white progressives. And I'm seeing variations of this popping up about racial justice, marriage equality, and disability rights too.

Sorry, but fuck that.

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 8d

At the end of the college-wide communications meeting, the director of career development told me I look very "dark academia" today. 🤨

A bespectacled middle-aged nonbinary white human standing beside an institutional brick building, wearing a black three-piece suit with a dark purple brocade-pattern shirt and a pastel purple necktie and holding a small notebook. They have a wry/confused expression.

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🌻The Killing of a Sacred Snep🪐 @fm-synth.bsky.social · 9d

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes

A package of assorted cheese with a cracker in a plastic container, from Westside Market, New York City on 77 Seventh Ave

The label reads:

Assorted cheese
hell.....yes

THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S
OLD AND GREY. WE WILL KNOW THE
THRILL OF IT ALL--BRYAN FREEY

there is a barcode and it says 1 PCS

Packed on: & Sell by: OCT 01

Total price $5.99

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cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 10d

Someone heard me leaving my reps slightly emotional voicemail messages, got up, came over and got in my face to demand attention. ❤️

A gray tabby cat standing straddling the lap of a person lying in bed, face near a laptop screen.

A gray tabby cat sitting on his side at the corner of a bed, three paws resting on the arm/elbow of a light-skinned person beside him.

A gray tabby cat viewer from above where he sits on his side on a bed with blue sheets, three paws resting on the arm of a light-skinned human beside him.

cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 11d

Huh. I guess that's why I just couldn't get into it.

cranky ol’ Auncle Allie @turtlesoup.bsky.social · 11d

I dislike my Rep for plenty of reasons; we can just add this to the list.