RUOK Speedwagon
@uberpaul.bsky.social
Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.
Melbourne, Australia
Melbourne, Australia
A friend of mine bought an apartment in South Kensington, and she was so excited to be near the metro tunnel. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it won't be stopping there (though I would have if she'd told me this *before* she bought it).
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
A friend of mine bought an apartment in South Kensington, and she was so excited to be near the metro tunnel. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it won't be stopping there (though I would have if she'd told me this *before* she bought it).
"Can you tell me what's wrong with my computer?" when you work in IT.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Can you tell me what's wrong with my computer?" when you work in IT.
By killing off casting from phones, it means you can't take your phone to a friend's house and watch Netflix on their TV if they don't have an account themselves (unless you want to log in on their device).
Might as well just go back to piracy.
www.theverge.com/news/834655/...
Might as well just go back to piracy.
www.theverge.com/news/834655/...
Netflix kills casting from phones
Cast isn’t gone, but it might not work.
www.theverge.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
By killing off casting from phones, it means you can't take your phone to a friend's house and watch Netflix on their TV if they don't have an account themselves (unless you want to log in on their device).
Might as well just go back to piracy.
www.theverge.com/news/834655/...
Might as well just go back to piracy.
www.theverge.com/news/834655/...
Why does Victoria have the most cooked firefighters?
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why does Victoria have the most cooked firefighters?
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Welp, turned out this was the case.
All trains delayed in the tunnel, due to a fire services request at Anzac. Actual incident or are the UFU playing funny-buggers?
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Welp, turned out this was the case.
Actually using the tunnel for real transport now, rather than just fucking around. But I only made the connection from Melbourne Central in time by using the lifts.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Actually using the tunnel for real transport now, rather than just fucking around. But I only made the connection from Melbourne Central in time by using the lifts.
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Total failure to meet the moment I'm afraid.
Libs could just take on labor's infrastructure agenda - which is already contracted - and neutralise the issue but instead we get this slop.
Libs could just take on labor's infrastructure agenda - which is already contracted - and neutralise the issue but instead we get this slop.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Total failure to meet the moment I'm afraid.
Libs could just take on labor's infrastructure agenda - which is already contracted - and neutralise the issue but instead we get this slop.
Libs could just take on labor's infrastructure agenda - which is already contracted - and neutralise the issue but instead we get this slop.
Anyway, a big fuck you to Denis Napthine. You should never be allowed in this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Anyway, a big fuck you to Denis Napthine. You should never be allowed in this.
Bunch of PSOs standing on both sides of the only down escalator on the north end of State Library, people stuck behind them in a hurry.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bunch of PSOs standing on both sides of the only down escalator on the north end of State Library, people stuck behind them in a hurry.
Lol, I was just interviewed by ABC radio about Anthony Albanese's wedding.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lol, I was just interviewed by ABC radio about Anthony Albanese's wedding.
The Age is having a field day, with the delays and a few broken escalators.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Age is having a field day, with the delays and a few broken escalators.
All trains delayed in the tunnel, due to a fire services request at Anzac. Actual incident or are the UFU playing funny-buggers?
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All trains delayed in the tunnel, due to a fire services request at Anzac. Actual incident or are the UFU playing funny-buggers?
Massive cheers as the first train enters the Metro tunnel.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Massive cheers as the first train enters the Metro tunnel.
Anyone planning on getting on the first train through the tunnel down the line from Sunbury, I don't think you'll have any hope.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anyone planning on getting on the first train through the tunnel down the line from Sunbury, I don't think you'll have any hope.
Failing to care about Albanese's wedding.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Failing to care about Albanese's wedding.
Lol, someone has revived the Ansett name on a travel booking website.
Good luck appealing only to anyone 45 and over who doesn't already know how to book a holiday.
Good luck appealing only to anyone 45 and over who doesn't already know how to book a holiday.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Lol, someone has revived the Ansett name on a travel booking website.
Good luck appealing only to anyone 45 and over who doesn't already know how to book a holiday.
Good luck appealing only to anyone 45 and over who doesn't already know how to book a holiday.
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Time to sell off your assets. After all, that's what you guys did to the nation.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Time to sell off your assets. After all, that's what you guys did to the nation.
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There's a campaign underway to desensitise us to war crimes. It's coming from many areas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There's a campaign underway to desensitise us to war crimes. It's coming from many areas.
I don't often catch the route 58 home, but it's pretty rude that there's nothing open in Brunswick West for me to eat at this time of night.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don't often catch the route 58 home, but it's pretty rude that there's nothing open in Brunswick West for me to eat at this time of night.
Just saw a fucking amazing Franz Ferdinand concert in the botanic gardens, despite the absolutely shitful rain.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just saw a fucking amazing Franz Ferdinand concert in the botanic gardens, despite the absolutely shitful rain.
I'm way ahead of them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm way ahead of them.
I'm hearing that 3AW is now getting upset about ... technology that allows passengers to know in advance which train carriages are full and which are empty.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm hearing that 3AW is now getting upset about ... technology that allows passengers to know in advance which train carriages are full and which are empty.
Zero Productivity December, you're hearing it more and more.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Zero Productivity December, you're hearing it more and more.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷