RUOK Speedwagon
@uberpaul.bsky.social
Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.
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‘Confused’ - it’s pretty straightforward to me. Get a British passport if you have British citizenship and want to enter the UK. THIS IS STANDARD PRACTICE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES.
Confused dual British citizens have voiced their frustration as they continue to grapple with changes to the UK's entry requirements, which roll out next month.
British-Australians feel 'punished' by new UK entry rules
Confused dual British citizens have voiced their frustration as they continue to grapple with changes to the UK's entry requirements, which roll out next month.
www.abc.net.au
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
‘Confused’ - it’s pretty straightforward to me. Get a British passport if you have British citizenship and want to enter the UK. THIS IS STANDARD PRACTICE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES.
Anyway, politicising a terror attack and in doing so, causing your own coalition to collapse. Five stars.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Anyway, politicising a terror attack and in doing so, causing your own coalition to collapse. Five stars.
How will this affect Sydney property prices?
#BREAKING 🚨 Eight more Nationals MPs – including leader David Littleproud – have resigned from the shadow ministry, following Sussan Ley’s decision to force three senators out for voting against hate speech legislation, the AFR reports
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 AM
How will this affect Sydney property prices?
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
If I had have known fucking DJ Cyril was near me, I'd have gone down there and punched him for his lazy remix of Suzi Quattro's Stumblin In.
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...
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www.news.com.au
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
If I had have known fucking DJ Cyril was near me, I'd have gone down there and punched him for his lazy remix of Suzi Quattro's Stumblin In.
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...
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I hope he dies during Melbourne comedy festival.
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I hope he dies during Melbourne comedy festival.
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Cookie Monster says he's never been interested in cookies
REPORTER: Can you speak to your letter you wrote to the prime minster saying the Nobel Prize influenced your thinking on Greenland?
TRUMP: I don't care about the Nobel Prize. First of all, a very fine woman felt that I deserved it and really wanted me to have the Nobel Prize, and I appreciate that.
TRUMP: I don't care about the Nobel Prize. First of all, a very fine woman felt that I deserved it and really wanted me to have the Nobel Prize, and I appreciate that.
January 20, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Cookie Monster says he's never been interested in cookies
Maybe we can give him a Noble Park peace prize.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Maybe we can give him a Noble Park peace prize.
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Look none of this is funny but “I didn’t win the peace prize so I’m gonna start a war about it” is pretty funny.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Look none of this is funny but “I didn’t win the peace prize so I’m gonna start a war about it” is pretty funny.
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Newspoll has Labor leading 55-45 on the 2PP and One Nation is neck and neck with the Liberals, but sure, Albo is in trouble.
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Newspoll has Labor leading 55-45 on the 2PP and One Nation is neck and neck with the Liberals, but sure, Albo is in trouble.
I have spotted what I thought was mythical: someone who pays for a Herald-Sun subscription and reads it on their ipad.
Boomer, of course.
Boomer, of course.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I have spotted what I thought was mythical: someone who pays for a Herald-Sun subscription and reads it on their ipad.
Boomer, of course.
Boomer, of course.
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"Minns says ‘no silver bullet’ for shark attacks after third incident in two days".
Yeah there is - the same solution he has for every problem. Give police more powers and ban the sharks from protesting.
Yeah there is - the same solution he has for every problem. Give police more powers and ban the sharks from protesting.
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"Minns says ‘no silver bullet’ for shark attacks after third incident in two days".
Yeah there is - the same solution he has for every problem. Give police more powers and ban the sharks from protesting.
Yeah there is - the same solution he has for every problem. Give police more powers and ban the sharks from protesting.
"Tarneit" should never be said without the qualifying term "fucking".
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
"Tarneit" should never be said without the qualifying term "fucking".
Trump didn't get the peace prize and so feels that he is no longer of mind to be peaceful.
Also appears to think that Norway owns Greenland, or at least that Denmark and Norway are the same country.
Also appears to think that Norway owns Greenland, or at least that Denmark and Norway are the same country.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Trump didn't get the peace prize and so feels that he is no longer of mind to be peaceful.
Also appears to think that Norway owns Greenland, or at least that Denmark and Norway are the same country.
Also appears to think that Norway owns Greenland, or at least that Denmark and Norway are the same country.
How is she going to do that from the Senate?
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 AM
How is she going to do that from the Senate?
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I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
I just discovered that YouTube has autodubbing with some robotic voice and now I want to redact the entire YouTube dev team.
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I just discovered that YouTube has autodubbing with some robotic voice and now I want to redact the entire YouTube dev team.
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Hey, that’s no way to talk about Kyle Sandilands
Can your city really claim to be globally significant if it doesn’t have fatberg poo balls
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Hey, that’s no way to talk about Kyle Sandilands
Hahaha, suck shit Bev. You can go sleep at home instead of parliament.
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Hahaha, suck shit Bev. You can go sleep at home instead of parliament.
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imploring people to understand every news story about the CFA is a trojan horse for Victorian liberal party bullshit. Is everyone in the CFA a liberal stooge? No, thats a stupid assertion. Is the CFA a fundamentally political organisation of the liberal party? Yes, this is objective fact.
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
imploring people to understand every news story about the CFA is a trojan horse for Victorian liberal party bullshit. Is everyone in the CFA a liberal stooge? No, thats a stupid assertion. Is the CFA a fundamentally political organisation of the liberal party? Yes, this is objective fact.
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Liberal Party realised that banning hate speech would put Newscorp out of business and there goes their whole propaganda wing.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Liberal Party realised that banning hate speech would put Newscorp out of business and there goes their whole propaganda wing.
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When did parliamentary negotiations become 'an embarrassing backdown'?
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When did parliamentary negotiations become 'an embarrassing backdown'?
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Who could possibly have seen this coming?
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Who could possibly have seen this coming?
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I just found out that this landmine-sniffing rat I read about died a few years ago, and I just realized that, beyond actually earning his medal unlike Trump, this literal rat has objectively done more good in the world and saved more lives than anyone in MAGA ever has.
Magawa, the landmine-sniffing hero rat, dies aged eight
Magawa was awarded a gold medal for heroism for clearing landmines in Cambodia.
www.bbc.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I just found out that this landmine-sniffing rat I read about died a few years ago, and I just realized that, beyond actually earning his medal unlike Trump, this literal rat has objectively done more good in the world and saved more lives than anyone in MAGA ever has.
If he's dead why did they shoot him.
Police shoot dead man armed with bow and arrow in New South Wales
Police shoot dead man armed with bow and arrow in New South Wales
The incident at Gunnedah near Tamworth is the third fatality involving police in the state this year
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A man armed with a bow and arrow has been shot dead by police in New South Wales as they carried out a welfare check – the third fatality involving officers this year.
Authorities attended the man’s house in Gunnedah near Tamworth in New South Wales on Friday at 1.40pm after receiving a call about concerns for his welfare. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
If he's dead why did they shoot him.