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Highway Rob
@undulynoted.bsky.social
Husband, dad, dog owner, lawyer, Longhorn, hoopy frood.

Not necessarily in that order.
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just get in, I ain't got time for all that explainin shit
(donuts)
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it.
December 6, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I bleed as orange as anybody, but still,

🎶we don't belong, yeah, yeah, yeah🎵we don't belong, yeah, yeah🎶
Incredible performance by Texas, outstanding three phase football, I would rather chew aluminum foil than watch them in the playoff, congrats to them
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Indeed
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Okay, that's it, if I wasn't radicalized before, I have been now.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Spiderman Meme Celebration
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Other teams getting too 6-10 minutes of extra time while your team only seems to get 1-2? Problematic stoppage gap.
Billionaires wealth increased during covid by about the same proportion that the average American lost money? Problematic wage gap.
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?

Problematic sage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Honest to god, I need just one week without an emergency bonus podcast. My earbuds are coming between me and my family.

In other words, I can't wait for the Hugh Freeze bonus podcast, I'm getting so much more than money's worth from y'all.
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.

Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Will Smith slapped that pitch like Will Smith slapp... no, can't finish it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Magnificent.
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Please, please, please let this lead to a semi-sequel to A Fish Called Wanda.

(Don't get me wrong, the original was perfect, no notes, but I NEED Kevin Kline's Otto to be part of this crew.)
cannot stop laughing at the louvre heist escape video as they’re slowly lowered down the ladder in a bucket
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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bringing this one back
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I will coach the Tennessee Titans*

*-On condition they never wear Oilers gear ever again.
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is the happiest a link on this site has made me in quite a while.
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Dallas, Austin, San Antonio
Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social, you can take the day off.
October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My dad was a microbiology prof and my parents' second date was his class trip to the treatment plant. Sewage systems are STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THIS.
I’m an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.
I’m an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM