vanagonfan
@vanagonfan.bsky.social
They/Them
A flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters.
Disgustingly European.
A flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters.
Disgustingly European.
Wishing all my American moots and followers a happy Thanksgiving Day ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wishing all my American moots and followers a happy Thanksgiving Day ❤️
The fact tweets still exist means that True Neoliberalism™ has never been tried.
Tweets are fucking disgusting and won't exist under neoliberalism
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The fact tweets still exist means that True Neoliberalism™ has never been tried.
I love how most of the quotes are people trying to argue that the post is making some sort of existential problem out of this, while the other half is going "You mad???? I'll just call you [thing only my niche internet clique calls you]"
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love how most of the quotes are people trying to argue that the post is making some sort of existential problem out of this, while the other half is going "You mad???? I'll just call you [thing only my niche internet clique calls you]"
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this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
defector.com/why-wont-nor...
defector.com/why-wont-nor...
Why Won’t Nora The Leopard Seal Abandon Her Dead Pups? | Defector
In the fall of 2021, Renato Borras-Chavez, a marine mammal ecologist at the University of Rhode Island, spotted a leopard seal on an ice floe. Borras-Chavez was on a research expedition to a glacial f...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
defector.com/why-wont-nor...
defector.com/why-wont-nor...
I'd remake the Minecraft movie as it was originally intended:
With Matt Berry as Steve.
With Matt Berry as Steve.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'd remake the Minecraft movie as it was originally intended:
With Matt Berry as Steve.
With Matt Berry as Steve.
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Strahd wouldn’t say that. Strahd would say “I am Strahd,” or “Will saving throw”
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Strahd wouldn’t say that. Strahd would say “I am Strahd,” or “Will saving throw”
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Fellas, is it woke adjacent to do science?
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fellas, is it woke adjacent to do science?
I'm not sure adding DMs to a platform that still gets brigaded by Discord cliques would make any meaningful difference, to be honest
Group DMs would be a feature that would be very good for keeping the sites core users active and engaged here
and frankly i do think the app is stalling, the last notable thing imo was verification? the rework of post thread was probably needed but it’s been a while since there was a big release imo. unless you’re saying the team just wants to incrementally tweak it
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm not sure adding DMs to a platform that still gets brigaded by Discord cliques would make any meaningful difference, to be honest
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okay this image is weird. when i pasted it in gimp the artifacts became a lot less noticeable. same thing when i move my browser window to a different monitor. but yeah i bumped the exposure on the image to make the editing much more clear
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
okay this image is weird. when i pasted it in gimp the artifacts became a lot less noticeable. same thing when i move my browser window to a different monitor. but yeah i bumped the exposure on the image to make the editing much more clear
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Spreading this to cheer myself up.
hes a very milky boy
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Spreading this to cheer myself up.
I'm going to be real, I feel like a coward tonight.
I'm gonna bounce for a while, I think.
I'm gonna bounce for a while, I think.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm going to be real, I feel like a coward tonight.
I'm gonna bounce for a while, I think.
I'm gonna bounce for a while, I think.
Imagine doubling down on being a privileged white man from one of the most privileged countries in the world.
Genuinely embarrassing.
Genuinely embarrassing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Imagine doubling down on being a privileged white man from one of the most privileged countries in the world.
Genuinely embarrassing.
Genuinely embarrassing.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
50-50 is generous
Europe will be fine if it comes to terms with the idea of foreign people wanting to live there. So, 50-50
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
50-50 is generous
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Literally tries to defend the left against the center, gets called a centrist sellout by her own people anyway. Can’t make it up.
“The big tent goes both ways,” she said. “When we’re building a big tent, yes, it means welcoming people who are in the center or to the right of us. But it also means welcoming people who might be to the left. The center of our party has used purity politics to cancel or exclude progressives"
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Literally tries to defend the left against the center, gets called a centrist sellout by her own people anyway. Can’t make it up.
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“The big tent goes both ways,” she said. “When we’re building a big tent, yes, it means welcoming people who are in the center or to the right of us. But it also means welcoming people who might be to the left. The center of our party has used purity politics to cancel or exclude progressives"
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“The big tent goes both ways,” she said. “When we’re building a big tent, yes, it means welcoming people who are in the center or to the right of us. But it also means welcoming people who might be to the left. The center of our party has used purity politics to cancel or exclude progressives"
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I’m not joking. One of Stancil’s haters literally did a terrorist attack, in case you all forgot.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m not joking. One of Stancil’s haters literally did a terrorist attack, in case you all forgot.
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If Sarah said this, I genuinely think one of you all would assassinate her.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Sarah said this, I genuinely think one of you all would assassinate her.
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Sarah McBride isn't an authentic voice for the trans community because she focused on saving transition care for the needy instead of important trans issues like backing my favorite Middle Eastern war criminals against their sworn rivals, slightly different Middle Eastern war criminals.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sarah McBride isn't an authentic voice for the trans community because she focused on saving transition care for the needy instead of important trans issues like backing my favorite Middle Eastern war criminals against their sworn rivals, slightly different Middle Eastern war criminals.
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Look, all I ask is that McBride be given the same benefit of the doubt you all will inevitably give the next orc declared The Authentic Voice Of The Working Class (TM).
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Look, all I ask is that McBride be given the same benefit of the doubt you all will inevitably give the next orc declared The Authentic Voice Of The Working Class (TM).
I should have known the good vibes on this site wouldn't last for more than two days, I'm gonna bounce.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I should have known the good vibes on this site wouldn't last for more than two days, I'm gonna bounce.
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I think that, fundamentally, ending the shutdown without a commitment that congress actually controls how money is spent in this country is Very, Very Bad
but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids
but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think that, fundamentally, ending the shutdown without a commitment that congress actually controls how money is spent in this country is Very, Very Bad
but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids
but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids