Made NYT's Dark and Stormy cookies, you can tell where I was running out of glaze
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Made NYT's Dark and Stormy cookies, you can tell where I was running out of glaze
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Star Trek jokes:
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit
#joke 14 of n
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit
#joke 14 of n
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Star Trek jokes:
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit
#joke 14 of n
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit
#joke 14 of n
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
So I was at the movies, and the fella next time is looking at his phone, I glance over and see a wikipedia page, with the heading Plot. I have to assume he was reading the plot of the film we were watching
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
So I was at the movies, and the fella next time is looking at his phone, I glance over and see a wikipedia page, with the heading Plot. I have to assume he was reading the plot of the film we were watching
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
What a fucking dope
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
What a fucking dope
Ah, time for "I Love Lisa" the perfect Valentines/Presidents Day watch
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ah, time for "I Love Lisa" the perfect Valentines/Presidents Day watch
It's probably just the glasses but I can't help but see Michelle Visage as a live action Linda Belcher
February 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It's probably just the glasses but I can't help but see Michelle Visage as a live action Linda Belcher
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Guillotines are the moderate solution
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Guillotines are the moderate solution
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This is one of my first concerns. They have so much money they can send all the out-of-town agents home yet still keep (or hire) a residual force that‘s 3-4 times what was here. Enough to keep doing terror at scale.
Reminder that just 2 weeks ago, an agreement was signed for ICE/DHS to house 500-800 agents at Fort Snelling.
So drawdown? Maybe. Going away? I remain incredibly skeptical.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
So drawdown? Maybe. Going away? I remain incredibly skeptical.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This is one of my first concerns. They have so much money they can send all the out-of-town agents home yet still keep (or hire) a residual force that‘s 3-4 times what was here. Enough to keep doing terror at scale.
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The so-called Save America Act will force 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates just to register to vote. Most do not have them ready. Turning paperwork into a barrier is a poll tax by another name. #HandsOffHerVote social.demcast.com/s/L9X3k1fQ
Contact Your MOC
social.demcast.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The so-called Save America Act will force 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates just to register to vote. Most do not have them ready. Turning paperwork into a barrier is a poll tax by another name. #HandsOffHerVote social.demcast.com/s/L9X3k1fQ
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Report from MN:
We are facing a humanitarian crisis here. Each passing day we learn of new neighbors who haven’t left their homes and have fallen through the cracks. Lots of people aren’t connected to mutual aid networks. Just terrible suffering caused by the federal government.
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Report from MN:
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They have guns and an unlimited budget, we have a woman literally wearing a bathrobe and slippers. We’re going to win because of people like her. They could never understand or process the idea of running out of your home in a bathrobe and slippers in the middle of the winter to help a stranger.
A high-speed car chase involving a federal agent in St. Paul ended with a multi-vehicle crash and injuries to the fleeing driver, who was taken away in an ambulance. bit.ly/4kvJo0M
📸: Leila Navidi
📸: Leila Navidi
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
They have guns and an unlimited budget, we have a woman literally wearing a bathrobe and slippers. We’re going to win because of people like her. They could never understand or process the idea of running out of your home in a bathrobe and slippers in the middle of the winter to help a stranger.
Fully an NJ citizen, licensed to drive and registered to vote
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Fully an NJ citizen, licensed to drive and registered to vote
I will survive this visit to the NJMVC. I will survive this visit to the NJMVC.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I will survive this visit to the NJMVC. I will survive this visit to the NJMVC.
This should only be read by the Powerpuff Girl narrator.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This should only be read by the Powerpuff Girl narrator.
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When it hits 50°F (10°C) in September vs when it hits 50° in February
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
When it hits 50°F (10°C) in September vs when it hits 50° in February
Oh Rutgers.... abc7ny.com/post/rutgers... @podfathergaming.bsky.social
You have any idea how much Rutgers would have spent on these promo cards? I would guess maybe a few thousand?
You have any idea how much Rutgers would have spent on these promo cards? I would guess maybe a few thousand?
Rutgers police investigate 'One Piece' trading card robbery at basketball arena
Rutgers police are trying to track down who stole "One Piece" trading cards, given out before basketball games, from a locked office in Jersey Mike's Arena.
abc7ny.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Oh Rutgers.... abc7ny.com/post/rutgers... @podfathergaming.bsky.social
You have any idea how much Rutgers would have spent on these promo cards? I would guess maybe a few thousand?
You have any idea how much Rutgers would have spent on these promo cards? I would guess maybe a few thousand?
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Maples: The Leaves of Fate
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maples: The Leaves of Fate
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Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down
Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged
Thuggish violence against observers: Way up
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I'm not even sure if the rest of Minneapolis is clear on how much things have ramped up in North Minneapolis
Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I'm not even sure if the rest of Minneapolis is clear on how much things have ramped up in North Minneapolis
My eyelashes are too long, they keep scraping against my glasses
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My eyelashes are too long, they keep scraping against my glasses