WeirdAlgorithm
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Launch day for my new book! My goal is to beat the sales of my first book: 35.
It’s low enough for me to genuinely mean it when I say I appreciate each and every one of you that grabs a copy 🙏
🔗 a.co/d/iBfDCE7
It’s low enough for me to genuinely mean it when I say I appreciate each and every one of you that grabs a copy 🙏
🔗 a.co/d/iBfDCE7
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Launch day for my new book! My goal is to beat the sales of my first book: 35.
It’s low enough for me to genuinely mean it when I say I appreciate each and every one of you that grabs a copy 🙏
🔗 a.co/d/iBfDCE7
It’s low enough for me to genuinely mean it when I say I appreciate each and every one of you that grabs a copy 🙏
🔗 a.co/d/iBfDCE7
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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A hill I will die on: K2, a notoriously difficult climb I am extremely unprepared for
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A hill I will die on: K2, a notoriously difficult climb I am extremely unprepared for
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A merry Christmas if you can keep it
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A merry Christmas if you can keep it
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December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 3840x2160
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 3840x2160
DU BLONDE It's Christmas and I'm Crying
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Du Blonde
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
DU BLONDE It's Christmas and I'm Crying
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Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
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"Hey! You made it to the holiday party! And you remembered we were doing ugly sweaters!"
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Hey! You made it to the holiday party! And you remembered we were doing ugly sweaters!"
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
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when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album
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December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pink Flamingos (1972)
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Images from films in which Mary Woronov speaks on the phone
Woronov was BOTD in 1943
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Sugar Cookies (1973)
Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Woronov was BOTD in 1943
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Sugar Cookies (1973)
Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Eating Raoul (1982)
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Images from films in which Mary Woronov speaks on the phone
Woronov was BOTD in 1943
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Sugar Cookies (1973)
Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Woronov was BOTD in 1943
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Sugar Cookies (1973)
Hollywood Boulevard (1976)
Eating Raoul (1982)
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These are, uh, good comedy podcasts.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
These are, uh, good comedy podcasts.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
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It’s actually happening!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s actually happening!!
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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God took one of Ronald's McRibs to make Grimace
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
God took one of Ronald's McRibs to make Grimace