Weird Hotel Guy
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It would be helpful if I had a place here to direct people to Project: X
The end goal of Project:X is simply to raise two girls to adulthood without them developing ANY MAJOR EATING DISORDERS.
The end goal of Project:X is simply to raise two girls to adulthood without them developing ANY MAJOR EATING DISORDERS.
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I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
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i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
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“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Charlotte_Stant - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
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January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
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5 years ago today, we watched in horror as Donald Trump and his maga cronies tried to steal an election. Now, 5 years later, our tyrant in chief is leading us into an illegal war in Venezuela. This isn’t normal y’all, and we need real fighters in the senate. #Jan6 #nonewwars
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
5 years ago today, we watched in horror as Donald Trump and his maga cronies tried to steal an election. Now, 5 years later, our tyrant in chief is leading us into an illegal war in Venezuela. This isn’t normal y’all, and we need real fighters in the senate. #Jan6 #nonewwars
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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On to discuss the Trump Administration's actions in Venezuela, a reporter who will vaguely refer to critics, a former military leader who will simply say how the operation worked, and a Trump supporter who would be in jail for CSAM if the DOJ still existed
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
On to discuss the Trump Administration's actions in Venezuela, a reporter who will vaguely refer to critics, a former military leader who will simply say how the operation worked, and a Trump supporter who would be in jail for CSAM if the DOJ still existed
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Now we go live to Mike Johnson
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Now we go live to Mike Johnson
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Trump’s actions are blatantly unconstitutional.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Trump’s actions are blatantly unconstitutional.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
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not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do
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Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her psychic mailed her a bullet-proof vest.
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her psychic mailed her a bullet-proof vest.
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New Year’s resolutions:
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
New Year’s resolutions:
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
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billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dion Sanders came to my hotel, alone, at 5: fucking30 in the morning; to get my sales manager's card. I had no clue who he was. He wrote "Coach Prime" on a business card and said that was his name. I was like, "No it's not. I dunno what it is, but it's not that!"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dion Sanders came to my hotel, alone, at 5: fucking30 in the morning; to get my sales manager's card. I had no clue who he was. He wrote "Coach Prime" on a business card and said that was his name. I was like, "No it's not. I dunno what it is, but it's not that!"
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These Coloradans have incredibly different perspectives and personalities. And yet, all three were eager to chat with me about the challenges they face and their hopes for the future; for that, I am grateful because nobody’s gonna save us but us. 4/4
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
These Coloradans have incredibly different perspectives and personalities. And yet, all three were eager to chat with me about the challenges they face and their hopes for the future; for that, I am grateful because nobody’s gonna save us but us. 4/4
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I'm so excited that @senadorajulie.bsky.social has jumped in the US Senate race here in Colorado & is the primary opponent of John Hickenlooper (D) who's voted for MANY of Trump's picks for his administration. Julie is awesome! ✊🏽
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/12/08/c...
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/12/08/c...
Colorado Democrat Julie Gonzales launches U.S. Senate primary challenge to incumbent John Hickenlooper
Declaring that Colorado “needs a fighter, not a bystander,” state Sen. Julie Gonzales, a Denver Democrat, on Monday launched her long-anticipated primary challenge to U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper. Pitc...
www.coloradopolitics.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm so excited that @senadorajulie.bsky.social has jumped in the US Senate race here in Colorado & is the primary opponent of John Hickenlooper (D) who's voted for MANY of Trump's picks for his administration. Julie is awesome! ✊🏽
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/12/08/c...
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/12/08/c...
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
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they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
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We were told that voting for Trump’s appointees would protect CO. But Trump’s administration still turned its back on our state after a disaster. That’s what caution and concession gets us: nothing. CO doesn’t need a senator who hopes for the best. We need one who fights for us.
Trump denies disaster declarations for Colorado fires, flooding: ‘We won’t stop fighting’ trib.al/wfmTdLL
Trump denies disaster declarations for Colorado fires, flooding: ‘We won’t stop fighting’
President Donald Trump denied two disaster declaration requests from Colorado that would have allowed the state to receive federal assistance — a move the state’s members of Congress plan to …
trib.al
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We were told that voting for Trump’s appointees would protect CO. But Trump’s administration still turned its back on our state after a disaster. That’s what caution and concession gets us: nothing. CO doesn’t need a senator who hopes for the best. We need one who fights for us.