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Jamie is a Wizard
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27 | Transfemme | Software Engineer | Play Pathfinder 2e with me | My husband has a higher animal handling score than me
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Jamie is a Wizard @weirdskeleton.bsky.social · Jul 22
literally entering a restorative cocoon over this. see you on the next full moon
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internethippo.bsky.social
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Every time I see this shit I go just a little bit more insane.
maxberger.bsky.social Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 20h
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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bizzo.bsky.social
The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation
The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social
I would like to direct all speeders to this chart
Chart showing the percentage of fatalities when pedestrians are hit by cars going different speeds: 20 mph: 5% 30 mph: 45% 40 mph: 85%
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
This 2022 idiot thinks he's gonna ever use twitter again.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
I stg if a single one of you non-New Yorkers try and tell us New Yorkers that we’re not allowed to criticize or yell at Mamdani I’m gonna lose my entire shit at you.

Part of the reason we WANT people like him in office is we can tell him when he fucks up.
kendrawrites.com Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 2d
I hate to break it to you but today is kind of the last day you get to love Mamdani unconditionally.

Tomorrow you gotta start holding him accountable.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
"brainiac is what this scientist saying is true and also put her in a bikini and make her boobs bigger"
tredlocity.bsky.social Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · Nov 23
do you think people on kryptonian twitter were like

"brainiac is it true the planet's gonna blow up?"
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
Digital illustration of a New Year’s good luck lemon pig. A lemon on toothpick legs, with triangular ear flaps cut from the rind, eyes made of two whole cloves, and a mouth cut into the snouty end that holds a penny, and finally a curly foil tail stuck in the opposite end. On a greenish background, I t’s surrounded by rough yellow lettering outlined in orange reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Citation, for the uninitiated:
July 5, 2020 tweet by Alan Dershowitz that reads: "I hope Epstein made videos There have been suggestions that Epstein made secret videos of all the men who had sex in his houses and planes. I hope he did and thev are all revealed. because they will prove I am not among them. I hereby waive any right of privacy in Epstein videos." With a reply by dril that reads: "Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit"
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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theonion.com
Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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waveprism.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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xandersthoughts.bsky.social
Even made it onto SportsCenter, too.

What a wonderful way to kick the year off.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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zoewithasword.bsky.social
ON THE FINAL DAY OF THE YEAR

THROUGH CHEMICAL SCIENCE AND HUMAN WILL

WITH LITTLE MORE THAN A SYRINGE AND A DREAM

MAY WE ALL ENTER 2026 GAYER AND MORE TRANS THAN EVER
zoewithasword.bsky.social Zoe Tunnell @zoewithasword.bsky.social · Mar 13
Weekly ritual complete
My thighs with a ESTROGEN INJECTED dark souls banner on top of it
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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lazygecko.bsky.social
Nanao should be in more games
"Don't feel sorry for me. I found work at the Helgen inn!"
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Done!
You, in first person, have just flipped the light switch on in the kitchen to find a raccoon version of Shen raiding the fridge, with poki, hot chips, and ice cream bundled in his arms. He's looking up at you with wide yellow eyes. Most distinctive about him is a pattern of 2 diverging lines in his fire, like the bottom of an 'X', that are below each of his eyes and also at the end of his tail. He's wearing sweatpants and a tanktop with a graphic on it that looks like a round bell. In the background, partly sliced bread and slices of cheese flanking a microwave on the counter. The watch on one of your arms indicates that it is about 12:45AM. Top of the image says "His job is extracting items from haunted or cursed locations. Anomalously high luck and intuition, but an idiot otherwise." In the middle is Raccoon Shen in his work clothes, which are a bomb collar, a tight black top with a weave of green string in the middle, and the torso part of a green hazmat suit tied around his waist. His forearms and legs (at least the parts of the legs that escape the poofiness of the hazmat suit) has ninja-like sleaves with crisscrossing strings. Next to the full body drawing are two alternate expressions to the default sharp-teethed mischievous smile: A shocked face with wide eyes and a relaxed face with half-closed eyelids. Bottom of the image says "His bomb collar can be detonated remotely if he gets possessed, but the person who is supposed to be monitoring him usually isn't paying much attention." Top of the image says "Casual style is 80's X Failguy, usually high-waisted fits." In the middle are two version of a more casually dressed raccoon Shen, one with a short denim jacket and one without. He wears a white-on-top, green-on-bottom tank top below the jacket with a round bell graphic, and high-waisted sweatpants with a big band tied into a bow on front. On his feet, he wears open-toed white-and-grey socks and cream colored sandals, presumably because the claws coming out from them are too sharp for conventional shoes.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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theshunbun.bsky.social
Still keeping this Maris Piper in rotation for 2026
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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dmacalvert.bsky.social
Made a lemon pig diagram 🍋🐷

#lemonpig
A drawing of a lucky lemon pig made out of a lemon with an aluminum foil tail, cocktail fork legs, and clove eyes. He's holding a coin in a cut on one end of the lemon which acts as his mouth.
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
Mike F @mikefossey police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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gumdiseasexox.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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jeffgerstmann.com
TAKE THE SHOT
rowsdower92.bsky.social Seth Finkelstein @rowsdower92.bsky.social · 3d
I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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ironspike.bsky.social
THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable.

If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
jametc.bsky.social jess m. @jametc.bsky.social · 3d
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??

between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
slack2thefuture.bsky.social David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 3d
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM