Oak and Irony
@weirwoodthrone.bsky.social
Curtsy while you shitpost. It saves time. Voted in highschool "Most likely to be Bloodraven." He/him
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Oak and Irony
@weirwoodthrone.bsky.social
· Oct 21
What if those weird ink blots aren't actually Rorschach tests but that's just what most people see when they look at them
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Broke: a hot dog is a sandwich
Woke: a turducken is a sandwich
Woke: a turducken is a sandwich
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Broke: a hot dog is a sandwich
Woke: a turducken is a sandwich
Woke: a turducken is a sandwich
Happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Happy thanksgiving
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FYI The Last Waltz is free on Tubi & Pluto
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
FYI The Last Waltz is free on Tubi & Pluto
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Who up thanksing they giving?
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Who up thanksing they giving?
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Happy Bart vs. Thanksgiving Day to all who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Bart vs. Thanksgiving Day to all who celebrate.
Happy peaksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy peaksgiving!
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Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
Soul Reaver 2. I don't mean the coat of paint remaster they just released, but a full remake with an rpg leveling system and solid combat with more varied enemies and unique bosses. Also the expansion of dungeon/puzzle elements wouldn't hurt either
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Soul Reaver 2. I don't mean the coat of paint remaster they just released, but a full remake with an rpg leveling system and solid combat with more varied enemies and unique bosses. Also the expansion of dungeon/puzzle elements wouldn't hurt either
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Wait. Not from the ice box, I hope
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait. Not from the ice box, I hope
Ninja Gaiden II is available on switch online! This is not a drill!
Nintendo Expands Switch Online's NES And Game Boy Library With Four More Titles.
Nintendo Expands Switch Online's NES And Game Boy Library With Four More Titles
Available right now!
www.nintendolife.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ninja Gaiden II is available on switch online! This is not a drill!
Thanksgiving
Me: I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another thing.
My sinuses: Ok, we're going to dump mucus down your throat for the next 4 months. You're welcome.
Me: I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another thing.
My sinuses: Ok, we're going to dump mucus down your throat for the next 4 months. You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thanksgiving
Me: I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another thing.
My sinuses: Ok, we're going to dump mucus down your throat for the next 4 months. You're welcome.
Me: I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another thing.
My sinuses: Ok, we're going to dump mucus down your throat for the next 4 months. You're welcome.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
Ok, I'll bite. What's the last jedi?
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ok, I'll bite. What's the last jedi?
I weeded through mine last year and tossed out a handful that were proprietary cell phone chargers from 20 ish years ago. However, I still own at least one landline telephone cable despite not having a landline phone for about 10 years, and not having a single jack anywhere in my house
I got rid of this earlier this year and it’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever done
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I weeded through mine last year and tossed out a handful that were proprietary cell phone chargers from 20 ish years ago. However, I still own at least one landline telephone cable despite not having a landline phone for about 10 years, and not having a single jack anywhere in my house
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we still haven't moved past the double meaning problem here---the people who want Zohran to be "tougher on antisemitism" really mean "silent on Israeli genocide."
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
we still haven't moved past the double meaning problem here---the people who want Zohran to be "tougher on antisemitism" really mean "silent on Israeli genocide."
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Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
half my timeline rn
I swear you all just make up folks. There will be a span of 3 or 4 days where I mostly follow what everyone's mad about and then suddenly the whole feed will be riffing about theo von or ryan lizzo and I'm just like oh yeah man fuck sleve mcdichael all my friends hate sleve
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I swear you all just make up folks. There will be a span of 3 or 4 days where I mostly follow what everyone's mad about and then suddenly the whole feed will be riffing about theo von or ryan lizzo and I'm just like oh yeah man fuck sleve mcdichael all my friends hate sleve