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wendywhittaker.bsky.social
✨Overstimulated Mom✨
@wendywhittaker.bsky.social
Animal & boy mom, wife, and UX Designer. Anxiety is my cardio.
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Wish I could order a #healthy mind on #Amazon #Prime. “Arrives by 8 AM tomorrow.” Comes packaged with mindfulness, clarity, and absolutely ✨no overthinking✨.
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who ever could have seen this coming
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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💀💀💀💀💀
June 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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*sigh*
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I'm not sure if America appreciates quite how repulsed the rest of the world is by what has happened — this funny yet bleak parody song is from a few days ago in the UK

"February made me shiver
With every order he delivered

Do you agree with liberty
Or do you agree with Marjorie?"
April 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
April 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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For your pleasure:
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The geometry of sharing a bed with a toddler, a German shepherd, and two adults is simple: the smallest creatures take up the most space, the adults cling to the edges like rock climbers, and the dog is somehow a perfect right angle in the dead center.
March 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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As someone who can miss social clues, I appreciate how painfully obvious you are bestie
March 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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when you spent your first 5 years outside and now you live in an apartment with two weirdos who keep cheering whenever you eat your dinner
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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You first.
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I needed this so I wanted to share.
February 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Actually said “stop, collaborate and listen” the other day. Somewhere, the ghost of Vanilla Ice’s career smiled.
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Gulf of Distraction
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Elon Musk IS a dick.
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"
February 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I no longer trust people older than me. They are trying to make it so I can't vote or access healthcare. Younger people are doing things like teach me how to dance and what casual coloring means when someone says it on TikTok
February 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Have a good January 41st, everyone!
February 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Here is a timelapse of an aurora to cleanse your timeline.
February 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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half of the open tabs on my phone browser are just words i’m trying to spell
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM