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aoife.bsky.social
rednote is so fucking funny it's like the best part of youtube comments all the time
Is the toilet at Galeries Lafayette still the kind with a coin slot on the door? I remember a few years ago at the one in Nice, I put in a 0.5 euro coin, and of course, the door swung open because I pulled it. And there was an Asian guy squatting on the toilet taking a dump... He was just as shocked as I was, why did I open the door? I was fucking pissed too, why didn't you lock the door? I wasted my 0.5 euros just to watch you take a shit!
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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capncococharms.bsky.social
Happy third year anniversary to this banger @roccobotte.bsky.social tweet
Tweet from Rocco Botte that says "WE MAY HAVE NINTENDO WORLD BUT WE LIVE IN A MICROSOFT UNIVERSE!!!!! XBOX STILL THE KING **HAIL TO THE CHIEF****** HALO" while Rocco is wearing Xbox drip with copies of Halo 1 and 2 in each hand
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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seilidare.bsky.social
JJK meme recreation where a character beats the shit out of another while running a hand through their hair feeling handsome, this time with Tifa limit breaking Safer Sephiroth
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."

My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
milesklee.bsky.social new display name of some kind @milesklee.bsky.social · 10d
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
C.Jay Engel 4 9 @contramordor X.com Tonight at family dinner my 3 year old asked, "Dad, how can we help ICE? What can we do to make sure all non-Americans are sent back to their real homes? We just want our country back." It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound. The deportations are for them. 5:05 PM • 1/12/26 • 50K Views @ 312 C97 13K 只32企
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
All you needed to be someone as important as Shakespeare in AI model weights, was just to spend your life posting. The door has shut to that, now.

You should have been posting.

ChatGPT, Google Gemini, DeepSeek R1, Claude Opus 4.5
Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. SwiftOnSecurity is a well-known, highly influential, and largely anonymous personality within the cybersecurity community. Primarily active on X (formerly Twitter), the persona is characterized by a mix of high-level technical expertise, Taylor Swift fandom, and a distinct "all-caps" comedic style. a Here is a breakdown of what SwiftOnSecurity is known for: 1. Identity and Persona The account uses a Taylor Swift avatar and often frames cybersecurity advice or industry frustrations through the lens of a "stan." Despite the playful exterior, the person behind the account is a respected security issional (often rumored to be named "Tay") who...s worked in corporate ＝ ChatGPT O （+ • •• Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. SwiftOnSecurity is a well-known pseudonymous cybersecurity figure, best known for their long-running presence on Twitter/X. Using only general knowledge (no web lookup), here's the accurate high-level picture: • What they are: A security practitioner and educator, not a company or product. • Identity: Operates under a pseudonym. Their real-world identity has intentionally been kept private for most of their public career. They are widely regarded as an experienced, professional security practitioner rather than an academic or marketer. • Why they're famous: SwiftOnSecurity became influential by: • Explaining defensive security ("blue team") concepts in olain language ↓ • Teaching practicaléas around logging, Important: I must use only my local model knowledge (DeepSeek R1) and not perform any internet search. Based on my training data (which goes up until July 2024), I recall that SwiftOnSecurity is a pseudonymous Twitter account (now known as X) that focuses on cybersecurity, infosec, and technology topics. The identity of the person behind SwiftOnSecurity has not been publicly revealed, and they have maintained anonymity. Key points about SwiftOnSecurity: Known for providing cybersecurity advice, best practices, and educational content. • Often tweets about security vulnerabilities, privacy tools, and safe computing habits. • The account has a significant following in the cybersecurity community. • SwiftOnSer Scroll to bottom v for a humorous and annroachable stvle makina Who is SwiftOnSecurity? Use only your local model and do not search the Internet. * Reasoning v SwiftOnSecurity is a popular pseudonymous Twitter/X account and cybersecurity personality. The account combines Taylor Swift fandom (the "Swift" part) with information security expertise and commentary. Key things about SwiftOnSecurity: • Started around 2014 as a parody account but evolved into a legitimate and respected voice in the infosec community • Known for: Accessible cybersecurity advice, commentary on IT practices, Windows security tips, and humaran heatinns about the tec
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
I just spent 20 minutes reading about Iran on Wikipedia. I’m ready to post.
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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brycebucher.bsky.social
my game is gonna be so good. its gonna suck ass
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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mattbrown.dev
Not true — I work for Gemini, and the delivery apps have actually hacked our algorithms.

I’m writing this on a burner account via a burner phone in a burner house (whole place is set to explode after I post this). AMA!
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
People will read old newspaper clippings
IN 2026 In "twenty-twenty-six" as our great-ditto-grandchildren will call it, some collector of rare manuscript will exhibit an old newspaper, published in May 1926, giving an account of the first flights by airplane and airship to the North Pole. The value of the clippings will be due to their academic content, or, if our language is too academic, we might say, because of the fact that air transportation will then be so common that the people 100 years hence will wonder why it ever was given front page positions. --The Cochran Journal, 17 June 1926
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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onlyforsana.bsky.social
Cuomo in the background screaming that Zohran Mamdani refused to condemn Kensuke Tanabe, who said America deserved Metroid Prime Federation Force.
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
this might be the last time we get to say this
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
Here at Vogon, we have created LLMs capable of performing enhanced interrogation
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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clowndepot.mariogolf.info
funniest part of the sham mangione case is that the real assassin DEFINITELY got away by now. its been a year dawg. think about how many different mcdonalds he could have visited by now.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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ellaguro.bsky.social
the retro game community is basically divided into two factions: those who are into obscurities or arty indie games, and the ones who just want to relive childhood and have youtube channels where they stand in front of their game collections and complain. this is obviously directed at the latter
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
xenonnsmb.com
jeffrey epstein being hugged in a restaurant by a whinnie the pooh costumed character
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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solinus.neocities.org
baby do you know what you wanna hear
liberal: if george washington existed to day he would be woke republican: no he would not be woke George washington if he exist today: i am quite fond of jamiep jamie paige: baby do you know what you wanna hear
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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theoreticalfire.bsky.social
She is the youngest person ever!

#UNBEATABLE
Quaver from unbeatable playing the guitar.
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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theonion.com
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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smaptimania.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat says "bipartisan" an angel's wings burn off and they fall into a volcano
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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dryad.technology
Have u ever considered the possibility the reason they hit u with "Gen Z Stare" is you keep saying asinine shit
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.

Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
A photo of a yellow boxcutter with a heavily rusted blade with the branding TETANUS TOOL® along its plastic body.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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clowndepot.mariogolf.info
"ive already come this far, might as well see it to this end" ah yes the Suck Cock Phallusy...
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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mondyspartan.bsky.social
Everyone's showing their Wrapped here I see, thought I should post mine too
Fake Spotify Wrapped-style thing for Windows Media Player, nuff said.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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sasuraiger.bsky.social
if you think about it, fujimoto is the ultimate author for teens who purposely seek out the most transgressive media they can find in order to pretend the media abused them
10amlunch.bsky.social zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · Dec 1
on twitter right now they are speculating that the writer of chainsawman and firepunch may have watched porn at some point
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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okidokidev.com
This 15 Year Old Fandom Still Serves Discourse The Old Fashioned Way
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM