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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 7h

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 8h

Very interesting to write this type of fanfic right after calling someone else deranged

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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 13h

ME: whats up? any rumors about chicks around here who might stoop so low as to do me?
LA CHISMOSA DEL PUEBLO: no no

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 1d

PIPI ROOM

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · Feb 7

nba player hailed as 'the most cerebral point guard in the game' 5 foot 6 with a big beach-ball sized head and when he gets the ball just stands there rapidly sweeping his eyes across the court muttering calculations until someone strips it away from him

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 1d

you have to admit, the movie does have a lot of rugs

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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 2d

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Mr. Criticizer @plsdontreplytome.bsky.social · 2d

fuck you dog shit yankees

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 2d

we deserve a governor who can bowl a 300

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 2d

He looks like gimli out there

y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 2d

"couldn't do megan mccain's job" is one of the most cutting things you can say about a person

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 3d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 2d

Dude get over here asap. The illusion of individuality is dissolving like a sandcastle before us and the consciousness that connects all things is embracing us in unity. We also got the original vhs print of ghost dad on in the background. The one where cosby's dick pops out his shorts in one scene.

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 2d

American citizen, read this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 2d

I got 300-400 shitty wine coolers for free off reddit and threw a party

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Randy Faber, 49, died Saturday after a horn impaling his chest confirmed his severe rhino allergy.

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 2d

It brings the author's journalistic objectivity into question

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 3d

Dark Castle

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3d

huge thanks to everyone who helped rehab david frum because he's sorta anti-trump because your tent has to be big enough to include him even as he starts deciding who gets to stay in the tent

David Frum on Twitter, QTing Zohran Mamdani's 10/7 statement: This is a genuinely useful statement. The chilly formulaic language about the 10/7 atrocity ... the intense angry passion of the denunciation of Israel's self-defense ... together they arrestingly reveal what the author cares about and what/who he does not care about.

Zohran's 10/7 statement (in part): Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities.

In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: a death toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all..."

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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 3d

Terminal sorkin brain. Dr. Bourdieu gives her 3 months to live.

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 3d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."