Chris Farrell
@yosoyfarrell.bsky.social
Blast off! Up to the stars we go!
Reposted by Chris Farrell
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
Reposted by Chris Farrell
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
Reposted by Chris Farrell
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Bluesky is never beating the liberal bluesky allegations
November 27, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Bluesky is never beating the liberal bluesky allegations
Reposted by Chris Farrell
When you have the brain of a dog
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
When you have the brain of a dog
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
(After trying to start a stone soup in a new town I’ve visited, but everyone only brings more stones)
Me: This tastes like shit.
Me: This tastes like shit.
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
(After trying to start a stone soup in a new town I’ve visited, but everyone only brings more stones)
Me: This tastes like shit.
Me: This tastes like shit.
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Sometimes I look up at the moon and wonder if he's looking up at the same moon, or if he's up there on the moon doing moon things
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Sometimes I look up at the moon and wonder if he's looking up at the same moon, or if he's up there on the moon doing moon things
Reposted by Chris Farrell
ok i’m at the wicked movie. when are they suppose to turn on the anti-gravity machine
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 AM
ok i’m at the wicked movie. when are they suppose to turn on the anti-gravity machine
Yelling “show me the money!” As I slide 2 dollar bills in my laundromats change dispenser is a real hit with the movie lovers here.
November 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Yelling “show me the money!” As I slide 2 dollar bills in my laundromats change dispenser is a real hit with the movie lovers here.
Reposted by Chris Farrell
99 luftballoons? In dieser wirtschaft???
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
99 luftballoons? In dieser wirtschaft???
Reposted by Chris Farrell
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
Alright, where da party at.
November 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Alright, where da party at.
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Ending my presentation at work and turning the iPad around for a tip
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Ending my presentation at work and turning the iPad around for a tip
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Reposted by Chris Farrell
The haters can’t stand seeing you being loved unconditionally
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The haters can’t stand seeing you being loved unconditionally
Reposted by Chris Farrell
People are on mastadon talking shit about you
November 25, 2024 at 1:57 AM
People are on mastadon talking shit about you
Reposted by Chris Farrell
Don’t tell me I’m intolerant. I was on the phone with a family member who talked about the age of Aquarius and chem trails and I didn’t hang up
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Don’t tell me I’m intolerant. I was on the phone with a family member who talked about the age of Aquarius and chem trails and I didn’t hang up
Reposted by Chris Farrell
The thing about dipshits saying illegals are voting and migrants blah blah blah beyond being obviously false is that if you were coming to the United States from Central America its really funny to imagine your first thought would be “I must elect Mayor Pete, this is why I made this journey”
February 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
The thing about dipshits saying illegals are voting and migrants blah blah blah beyond being obviously false is that if you were coming to the United States from Central America its really funny to imagine your first thought would be “I must elect Mayor Pete, this is why I made this journey”