2468ben.bsky.social
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is how I imagine Sean Connery as Dumbledore trying to say Harry's name
July 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If you cut the roof off of Baba Yaga’s hut it can still run around for several minutes, but this is only a reflex action of the house’s nerves, not magic (as previously believed)
November 27, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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ALWAYS👏ASK👏POTENTIAL👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏
July 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Nope!
July 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out
July 12, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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Hey #kidlit illustrators, do you love DRAGONS? I do! I’m looking for an artist who can breathe life into a comedic dragon w/ mass appeal for a new character-driven graphic-reader series (ages 4–6).

Respond here with images and a link to your folio.

Please no DMs. Agents are welcome to email. 💙❤️
June 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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I put a “26.3” oval sticker on my car, so those smug marathon runners will think I made it just a tiny bit farther than they did.
February 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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you've heard of ouroboros snake but what about big pretzel yum yum snake
February 5, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.
September 4, 2023 at 5:31 PM