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A big oaf.
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yeah
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Killer sign. A+++ sign
April 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Every day seems to bring news of another group of young people who've been dragged into the most fetid of ideological gutters by podcasts, YouTube, and TikTok, and who have emerged just as sick as you'd imagine."

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We Need To Get Off The Internet | Defector
I will admit, there was a point at the start of New York magazine’s profile of the jubilant young Trumper right when I started to get nervous. The article opens on Inauguration Day, depicting a party ...
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January 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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javascript frameworks rot in hell
January 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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About once a week I think fondly of my personal icon, the elephant who trampled a woman and then came back later to trample her some more at her funeral.
conversation I had with a ranger at Corbett National Tiger Reserve

me: whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle? Tiger?

him: elephant

me: what about in the water

him: elephant

me: you don't understand, I mean aquatic animal

him: no you don't understand, don't fuck with elephant
A swift kick in the chest from a deer would put a human down for weeks at a minimum. And that deer would bounce away like nothing happened
January 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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The internet was a mistake, all we needed was group chats
December 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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when people ask me what deep tech company i admire the most, my answer is always the same:

acme corporation
December 8, 2024 at 12:28 AM
“I can’t prove Wilson didn’t pardon a Hunter deButts; I can only tell you that if he did, that person was not his brother-in-law. ”
December 6, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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My son loves firetrucks, buses, trains, dump trucks and going to the park: the children yearn for municipal governance.
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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today's vibe
April 12, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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My Christmas wish is getting a job at Microsoft because I'm the last person who knows what a folder is
December 1, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Traditional centerpiece.
November 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Solid bumper sticker
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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Sign of the times
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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This is *hilarious*

"I pretend I’ve never heard of Roman Polanski all the time. I do not falter, and neither must you."
November 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM