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Ahhh, fuck it!
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My wife and I decided to pick up a mystery box of "50" dvds/blu-rays at 2nd & Charles today, and make a game of watching them all over the next year.
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He means white kids.
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Highlighting:
That's not the MN State flag anymore.
A major reason for the change was specifically blatant racist, anti-Indigenous imagery.
It is a specific choice to use this flag.
Minority extremists use the old flag as a dog whistle.
The Vice President is prominently dog whistling.
Vance podium flanked by steroidal SUV’s declaring “Protect the Homeland” and the *old* Minnesota flag.
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Orrrrr.... pull your fucking stormtroopers out and abolish the whole thing.
JD Vance: "The number one thing I learned today is that the best way to facilitate reasonable enforcement of the law but also to lower the chaos in Minneapolis would be for state and local officials to cooperate"
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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This guy defends trump by saying the authorities had intel that there was going to be a high propensity for violence that day, yea dude why was that
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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The funny thing about this standard MAGA response to protest is that in this case not only is it once again a lie, but the people they’re protesting — immigration officers — are literally paid agitators and chaos agents from out of state.
Emmer: "The people you're seeing in these videos, the vast majority of them I do not believe are from Minnesota. These are organized chaos agents, paid agitators. The vast majority of Minnesotans that are talking to me appreciate that law enforcement has arrived, and they are happy they're there."
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
He can't even admit that his own federal agent murdered a woman, I highly doubt he'll actually get to the right answer here.
Q: Local police chiefs say their off duty officers are being targeted because they're a person of color and being asked to show papers. Is that a concern of the administration?

JD VANCE: It is a concern? Absolutely. The first thing we have to figure out is if it happened or not
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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JD Vance: "We want to try people based on reality, based on the truth, based on context. We‘re not going to prejudge people just because of a viral social media story that turned out to be half-false."

This is coming from the guy most responsible for spreading the Haitian pet-eating hoax.
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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This is a pretty funny gag that even Jon could probably chuckle at if he was smarter than a houseplant
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I like the "of course" here because he's absolutely right that this is an incredibly easy call for congressional Democrats to make.
Under Secretary Kristi Noem’s leadership, DHS and ICE have made America less safe and less free every day, trampling our Constitution, terrifying our people and blocking congressional oversight. I am of course voting to oppose legislation to fund Donald Trump’s DHS.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team.

Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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when you're explaining, you're losing
JD Vance: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd. What I did say is that when federal law enforcement officers violate the law that's typically something federal officials would look into. We don't want these guys to have kangaroo courts."
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Hot Dog Suit sold separately
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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This is 100% FALSE. Immigration judges do NOT play any role in issuing administrative warrants. They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves. ICE’s own training materials say they can’t be used for a search of a home!

Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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I remember that pen on the right: when it breaks it’s like having 8 broken pens instead of one
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Nobody is committing acts of violence other than ICE.

"Violence" in the context of opposition for this administration is literally any act of protest.
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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The people who voted for this believed there was an epidemic of children being kidnapped by government pedophiles and I guess they just had FOMO.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Trump backed himself into a corner where the only two options left with Greenland were to back down or send in the troops. He never had the guts to send in the troops, so backing down was always the way. It was just a question of how much could he invert reality to make himself the winner.
COLLINS: Does it include the US having ownership of Greenland?

TRUMP: It's a long term deal. It's the ultimate long term deal

COLLINS: How long is it?

TRUMP: Infinite. There is no time limit. It's a deal that's forever.
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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In a world where the White House press corps defended the truth, a reporter would use the next briefing to ask Karoline Leavitt why she lied. But what are the odds of that?
Trump said “Iceland“ several times when he meant Greenland, but instead of admitting that, Karoline Leavitt brazenly lies about it. I wonder if North Korean TV anchors get mocked for acting like Karoline Leavitt.
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM