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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
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December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
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We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
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I'm old enough to remember when they started playing commercials before trailers in theaters. People older than me were offended by it, I didn't think it was a big deal, but I should have listened. We should have held the line. I should have listened.
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm old enough to remember when they started playing commercials before trailers in theaters. People older than me were offended by it, I didn't think it was a big deal, but I should have listened. We should have held the line. I should have listened.
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Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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"I don't like it so it's bad" is a baby brained way to move through the world. Sit with and examine your discomforts on your own time, policing other people does nothing for introspection
September 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I don't like it so it's bad" is a baby brained way to move through the world. Sit with and examine your discomforts on your own time, policing other people does nothing for introspection
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Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
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Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
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BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"
July 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"
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An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.
Ghislaine Maxwell cleared to leave prison on work release: report
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.Podcast host Allison Gill obtained information about Maxwell's security score, sex offender waiver, and other details after the former partner of Jeffrey Epstein was moved to a minimum-securi...
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August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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Media Literacy In 2025
March 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Media Literacy In 2025
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look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
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sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
August 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you
July 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would rather die than create an account to continue