Allison Creely
@allisoncreely.bsky.social
Forensic CPA. Avid rugby and curling fan and my mother’s most-favorite, oldest child. I still think it takes a village… [Personal account - so please don’t blame my firm]
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
Very good advice.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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No, not shared in my house, nor in millions of other US households; this country is still rooted in freedom of religious expression (including atheism, obviously). Really we can't stay silent with this stuff coming at us. #separationofchurchandstate #atheist #ACLU @aclu.org
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
No, not shared in my house, nor in millions of other US households; this country is still rooted in freedom of religious expression (including atheism, obviously). Really we can't stay silent with this stuff coming at us. #separationofchurchandstate #atheist #ACLU @aclu.org
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.
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Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
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the words "human" and "warehouse" should not be in the same paragraph together, let alone used as a compound noun (not a criticism of the poster, a criticism of our fascist government)
ICE is planning 7 massive human warehouses holding 5,000 to 10,000 people … with a smaller facility holding up to 1,500 people in Woodbury. wapo.st/4axtwZ4
ICE documents reveal plan to hold 80,000 immigrants in warehouses
The Trump administration wants to build seven large-scale deportation hubs to speed up deportations, internal ICE documents show.
wapo.st
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the words "human" and "warehouse" should not be in the same paragraph together, let alone used as a compound noun (not a criticism of the poster, a criticism of our fascist government)
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He's making a list and checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naut-y and nice.
🐚📷Peter Ward
He's gonna find out who's naut-y and nice.
🐚📷Peter Ward
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He's making a list and checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naut-y and nice.
🐚📷Peter Ward
He's gonna find out who's naut-y and nice.
🐚📷Peter Ward
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ME: i’m gonna start a blog
THEM: about what
ME:
THEM:
ME:
THEM:
ME: wow ok miss blog police
THEM: about what
ME:
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ME: wow ok miss blog police
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
ME: i’m gonna start a blog
THEM: about what
ME:
THEM:
ME:
THEM:
ME: wow ok miss blog police
THEM: about what
ME:
THEM:
ME:
THEM:
ME: wow ok miss blog police
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41 minutes. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
41 minutes. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
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People with dementia repeat themselves a lot.
Trump rants about the "rigged election" at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
People with dementia repeat themselves a lot.
When it is 8pm and your delivery will definitely NOT happen tonight no matter what the app says. “The driver has to make a few more deliveries….” Is the key. That and the fact that the truck was one stop away 30 min ago and is now miles away. #Amazon
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When it is 8pm and your delivery will definitely NOT happen tonight no matter what the app says. “The driver has to make a few more deliveries….” Is the key. That and the fact that the truck was one stop away 30 min ago and is now miles away. #Amazon
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i always get out of bed before i realize there’s no good reason to, and by then it’s too late
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i always get out of bed before i realize there’s no good reason to, and by then it’s too late
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AI is an abomination.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
AI is an abomination.
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These drain clogs get worse and worse
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
These drain clogs get worse and worse
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
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The Grand Slam of Curling will kick off its 25th season with the Masters next month in London, ON, and Team Homan lead Sarah Wilkes is looking forward to welcoming the curling world to her hometown.
@grandslamofcurling.bsky.social #curling
@grandslamofcurling.bsky.social #curling
Wilkes ready to welcome curling world to London for Masters
Team Homan lead Sarah Wilkes can't wait to welcome the curling world to her hometown when London, Ont., hosts the Masters, Sept. 23-28 at Western Fair Sports Centre.
www.thegrandslamofcurling.com
August 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Grand Slam of Curling will kick off its 25th season with the Masters next month in London, ON, and Team Homan lead Sarah Wilkes is looking forward to welcoming the curling world to her hometown.
@grandslamofcurling.bsky.social #curling
@grandslamofcurling.bsky.social #curling
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I'm no economist, but I'll bet it means higher prices
August 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm no economist, but I'll bet it means higher prices
WT-Actual-F? 👇🏼
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
WT-Actual-F? 👇🏼
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
The Founders of This New Development Say You Must Be White to Live There www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...
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Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
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Andrew Cuomo:
• in the *Hamptons* (never the city he is running to be “mayor” of)
• courting REPUBLICANS
• saying he feels “good” about what Trump will do for his campaign
This man is not a Democrat. It’s a big part of why he lost the primary!! New Yorkers know.
• in the *Hamptons* (never the city he is running to be “mayor” of)
• courting REPUBLICANS
• saying he feels “good” about what Trump will do for his campaign
This man is not a Democrat. It’s a big part of why he lost the primary!! New Yorkers know.
August 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Andrew Cuomo:
• in the *Hamptons* (never the city he is running to be “mayor” of)
• courting REPUBLICANS
• saying he feels “good” about what Trump will do for his campaign
This man is not a Democrat. It’s a big part of why he lost the primary!! New Yorkers know.
• in the *Hamptons* (never the city he is running to be “mayor” of)
• courting REPUBLICANS
• saying he feels “good” about what Trump will do for his campaign
This man is not a Democrat. It’s a big part of why he lost the primary!! New Yorkers know.
A girl can dream.
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A girl can dream.
Like magic!
Rejoice with me and Augie! For the first time since I hung the disco ball garland, the sun is at the right angle to make reflections!
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Like magic!
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New photo reveals that Cerberus is much less fierce than previously believed.
August 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
New photo reveals that Cerberus is much less fierce than previously believed.
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south park is scorching earth in their season opener, can't wait for more.
this is 100% nsfw
#southpark #paramount #stephencolbert #tvnews
this is 100% nsfw
#southpark #paramount #stephencolbert #tvnews
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
south park is scorching earth in their season opener, can't wait for more.
this is 100% nsfw
#southpark #paramount #stephencolbert #tvnews
this is 100% nsfw
#southpark #paramount #stephencolbert #tvnews