Ali Baumann
@alluminate.bsky.social
digital marketing. I dig music?
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Pope speaks: “actually, tavern style is more popular”
May 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pope speaks: “actually, tavern style is more popular”
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Neil deGrasse Tyson on who is the greatest scientific mind in history.
May 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Neil deGrasse Tyson on who is the greatest scientific mind in history.
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She’s a SpongeBob girlie and I’m a Ren and Stimpy girlie we are not the same
May 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
She’s a SpongeBob girlie and I’m a Ren and Stimpy girlie we are not the same
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If I finish a book a week, I will read only a few thousand books in my lifetime, about a tenth of a percent of the contents of the greatest libraries of our time. The trick is to know which books to read.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
#booksky
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
#booksky
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If I finish a book a week, I will read only a few thousand books in my lifetime, about a tenth of a percent of the contents of the greatest libraries of our time. The trick is to know which books to read.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
#booksky
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
#booksky
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This is true in the same way that everybody with an iPhone got a shit U2 album
ALPHABET CEO: AI OVERVIEWS NOW HAS OVER 1.5B MONTHLY USERS NEARLY ONE YEAR AFTER US LAUNCH
April 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is true in the same way that everybody with an iPhone got a shit U2 album
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
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File your taxes using IRS Direct File, a free, secure, accurate and accessible product from the IRS. It is available in 25 states and allows you to import your tax information, like your W-2, directly from the IRS.
Visit DirectFile.irs.gov to check eligibility and learn more.
Visit DirectFile.irs.gov to check eligibility and learn more.
DirectFile.irs.gov
April 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
File your taxes using IRS Direct File, a free, secure, accurate and accessible product from the IRS. It is available in 25 states and allows you to import your tax information, like your W-2, directly from the IRS.
Visit DirectFile.irs.gov to check eligibility and learn more.
Visit DirectFile.irs.gov to check eligibility and learn more.
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Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
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Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
LYNCHBURG, VA—In a move that betrayed no hint of his past behavior or experiences, a guy ordering a nonalcoholic beer Tuesday had reportedly either seen a ton of shit or no shit at all. “The second this dude bellied up to the bar and put down a tattered $10 for an Athletic Brewing Co. nonalcoholic […]
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April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
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theonion.com/guy-ord...
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the official playlist of bluesky, where we are all 38 years old
I was cleaning out the garage and found an old CD case and folks this thing is incredible
* Weezer
* Bowling for Soup
* REM
* BNL
* Savage Garden
* Switchfoot
* Three Doors Down
* Nirvana
* Jimmy Eat World
* Everclear
* Five for Fighting
* Train
* Dave Matthews
and of course @eve6.bsky.social
* Weezer
* Bowling for Soup
* REM
* BNL
* Savage Garden
* Switchfoot
* Three Doors Down
* Nirvana
* Jimmy Eat World
* Everclear
* Five for Fighting
* Train
* Dave Matthews
and of course @eve6.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the official playlist of bluesky, where we are all 38 years old
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I don't understand this post
March 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don't understand this post
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Mark is beloved by millions of kids, which makes it particularly great that he’s teaching them how to inform their parents that Tesla is a danger to children. This is another one of those “we don’t need a ‘Rogan of the left’, we need normal men” examples.
Tesla vs. other partially automated driving systems that use lidar. youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ by Mark Rober
Can You Fool A Self Driving Car?
YouTube video by Mark Rober
youtu.be
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mark is beloved by millions of kids, which makes it particularly great that he’s teaching them how to inform their parents that Tesla is a danger to children. This is another one of those “we don’t need a ‘Rogan of the left’, we need normal men” examples.
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For the new kids:
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
March 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
For the new kids:
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
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The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.
March 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The way Tramell Tillman pronounced the word “monosyllabically” in the latest episode of SEVERANCE like Jesus just give him the Emmy already.
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And there it is, stocks session lows, took out the low from Tuesday in the process. Lowest prices for US large caps since 9/11
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
And there it is, stocks session lows, took out the low from Tuesday in the process. Lowest prices for US large caps since 9/11
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Jon Favreau Developing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Series for Disney+
Jon Favreau Developing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Series for Disney+
<p>Disney favorite producer Jon Favreau is developing a new series blending animation and live-action, featuring Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Jon Favreau Creating Oswald Series An animated Oswald series for Disney+ was first rumored in 2019, before the streaming service launched. Six years later, it’s finally coming to fruition, even though Walt Disney Animation Studios is … <a title="Jon Favreau Developing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Series for Disney+" class="read-more" href="https://wdwnt.com/2025/03/jon-favreau-developing-oswald-the-lucky-rabbit-series-for-disney/" aria-label="Read more about Jon Favreau Developing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Series for Disney+">Read more</a></p>
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March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Jon Favreau Developing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Series for Disney+
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Two questions. Why does the drop down go this far back in time? And why stop at 1024? Let the dark ages people enter the win a weekend in York competition too.
February 22, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Two questions. Why does the drop down go this far back in time? And why stop at 1024? Let the dark ages people enter the win a weekend in York competition too.
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current front runner for Best Spam Email Of The Year, 2024
February 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
current front runner for Best Spam Email Of The Year, 2024
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Over on Mastodon, which has a Kind of Person, I made these images to attach to help people manage replies.
Album: flic.kr/s/aHBqjBdZ8F
Album: flic.kr/s/aHBqjBdZ8F
February 13, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Over on Mastodon, which has a Kind of Person, I made these images to attach to help people manage replies.
Album: flic.kr/s/aHBqjBdZ8F
Album: flic.kr/s/aHBqjBdZ8F
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You saw the headline, now look at what happened when scientists actually evaluate the headline
January 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You saw the headline, now look at what happened when scientists actually evaluate the headline