Andrew McCormick
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Need to take a shit but how about I just hold it in and fart up the place all day instead (coworker mindset)
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Need to take a shit but how about I just hold it in and fart up the place all day instead (coworker mindset)
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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you ever feel like some people might stop loving you if they see what you do in the toilet
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
you ever feel like some people might stop loving you if they see what you do in the toilet
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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god gives his worst colds to his strongest soldiers
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
god gives his worst colds to his strongest soldiers
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Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies
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(punching the median voter in the stomach) find common ground in this
September 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
(punching the median voter in the stomach) find common ground in this
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what the hell are any of you talking about
August 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what the hell are any of you talking about
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really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink
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Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
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I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid
July 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid
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I love that the DNC trots out Bill Clinton once every 18 months to endorse some radioactive pervert like a sick dog and then he still loses. Fuck you bitch
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I love that the DNC trots out Bill Clinton once every 18 months to endorse some radioactive pervert like a sick dog and then he still loses. Fuck you bitch
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If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
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desire might be the root of all suffering but it's also the root of buying cool stuff so it's not all bad
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
desire might be the root of all suffering but it's also the root of buying cool stuff so it's not all bad
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this man is realizing what the reaction is going to be when he dies
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
this man is realizing what the reaction is going to be when he dies
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house plants are the biggest drama queens. if you don't like being near the fan so much you should have evolved locomotor circuits
June 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
house plants are the biggest drama queens. if you don't like being near the fan so much you should have evolved locomotor circuits
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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