@amodelworker.bsky.social
And I've been shirking my duty
I've been sending gifts to carry favor
But because I love you and because you love me
A model worker, I'll willingly be
I've been sending gifts to carry favor
But because I love you and because you love me
A model worker, I'll willingly be
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Please, Mr. President, honor your friend by following in his footsteps. Soon.
Trump: "Sadly, the Great Influencer, Scott Adams, has passed away. He was a fantastic guy, who liked and respected me when it wasn’t fashionable to do so. He bravely fought a long battle against a terrible disease. My condolences go out to his family, and all of his many friends and listeners."
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Please, Mr. President, honor your friend by following in his footsteps. Soon.
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I will now grade all the other actors as human beings based on how cool they are with this
‘Good Boy’ star Indy the Dog has won ‘Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller’ at the Astra Film Awards.
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I will now grade all the other actors as human beings based on how cool they are with this
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this is them getting ready to shoot children and blame the parents.
Or ... or you'll ... shoot the babies?
DHS I don't know if you were all absent on training day but you can't shoot babies even if you don't like their parents. There is nothing that can be happening with a baby that makes it ok to shoot babies.
DHS I don't know if you were all absent on training day but you can't shoot babies even if you don't like their parents. There is nothing that can be happening with a baby that makes it ok to shoot babies.
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
this is them getting ready to shoot children and blame the parents.
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it was only a matter of time that government terrorist thugs who went around aiming guns at people photographing them were going to act on it
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
it was only a matter of time that government terrorist thugs who went around aiming guns at people photographing them were going to act on it
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A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution.
But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them!
We need justice.
But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them!
We need justice.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution.
But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them!
We need justice.
But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them!
We need justice.
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If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
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At the end of this month, I will reveal the reason a My Neighbor Totoro poster is in this UCB sketch, exclusively confirmed to me by two people who filmed this sketch. Join the @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social Patreon to find out! Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons
The Upright Citizens Brigade sketch about Titular Lines is perfect for many reasons. Underrated is that you can see they got permission from Troma to decorate the video store with their theatrical posters. That means there’s a wonderfully distracting My Neighbor Totoro poster in the background:
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
At the end of this month, I will reveal the reason a My Neighbor Totoro poster is in this UCB sketch, exclusively confirmed to me by two people who filmed this sketch. Join the @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social Patreon to find out! Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons
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I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
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two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight
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It’s Steve Schirripa’s dachshund’s world, you’re just living in it
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s Steve Schirripa’s dachshund’s world, you’re just living in it
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
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Currently obsessing over this guy that looks like beaker opening his show dancing to welcome to the jungle but replacing a large chunk with rights free music. Incredibly weird choice youtu.be/j6HlxfN8HC8?...
Claude Stuart | White Lightning | Half Hour Comedy Special
YouTube video by Open Bar Comedy
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December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Currently obsessing over this guy that looks like beaker opening his show dancing to welcome to the jungle but replacing a large chunk with rights free music. Incredibly weird choice youtu.be/j6HlxfN8HC8?...
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NICE TO SEE OUTRAGE WHETHER REAL OR FAKE
don't know, don't know, don't know. someone thought this was a fake. maybe it is. but nice to see outrage, whether real or fake, at Ice.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
NICE TO SEE OUTRAGE WHETHER REAL OR FAKE
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Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
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these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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i mean yea sure he'd be representative of where the dems are right now as a party
a decaying, festering corpse that clings to neoliberalism like rose to that door as the titanic sunk
a decaying, festering corpse that clings to neoliberalism like rose to that door as the titanic sunk
Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i mean yea sure he'd be representative of where the dems are right now as a party
a decaying, festering corpse that clings to neoliberalism like rose to that door as the titanic sunk
a decaying, festering corpse that clings to neoliberalism like rose to that door as the titanic sunk
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based on the epstein emails released today i am Tapping The Sign
thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
based on the epstein emails released today i am Tapping The Sign
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Sure, I've had my doubts, but it turns out Chuck Schumer really can deliver. For Republicans.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sure, I've had my doubts, but it turns out Chuck Schumer really can deliver. For Republicans.
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Honestly, primarying Schumer and applying EXTREME pressure for him to resign immediately is a bare necessity, whether he kills us with this vote or not.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Honestly, primarying Schumer and applying EXTREME pressure for him to resign immediately is a bare necessity, whether he kills us with this vote or not.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.
Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
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Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!
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