A Monster Girl
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Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
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imagine getting an F in Erection Quality from your robot cock ring
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
imagine getting an F in Erection Quality from your robot cock ring
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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.
5th person to be cured of HIV
“Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
“Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
abcnews.go.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:13 PM
A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.
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I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends
December 9, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I'm so tired of seasoning and then cooking chicken every day it never fucking ends
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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We have to reclaim ginger ale. It’s too good to only have on sick days. It’s always the right time for six to eight cans of ice cold ginger ale.
September 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
We have to reclaim ginger ale. It’s too good to only have on sick days. It’s always the right time for six to eight cans of ice cold ginger ale.
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Fireworks suck.
July 4, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Fireworks suck.
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shit this is still me being sick in 2024
May 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
shit this is still me being sick in 2024
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Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!!
War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!!
Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!!
Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
May 27, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!!
War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!!
Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!!
Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!
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you wanna leave me a message about how I’m in immense danger? good luck buddy my voicemail has been full for 7 years
February 15, 2024 at 7:19 PM
you wanna leave me a message about how I’m in immense danger? good luck buddy my voicemail has been full for 7 years
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it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid
February 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid
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nightmarish
October 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM
nightmarish
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As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.
If you’re upset and angered by the presence of furries on your social media website, Bluesky is Probably Not Right For You
February 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.
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as someone who looks at a ton of atrocity videos for my work: you do NOT need to be looking at that stuff unless you have a specific genuine purpose for doing so
you are NOT helping anybody by traumatizing yourself
you are NOT helping anybody by traumatizing yourself
I’ve seen 2 skeets today about this, so I feel the need to say it: YOU ARE NOT FAILING ANYONE BY NOT WATCHING ATROCITY VIDEOS. You are allowed to look away. You can bear witness by reading or through protest. You do not need to traumatize yourself to prove you care, and fuck anyone who says you do.
January 23, 2024 at 1:05 AM
as someone who looks at a ton of atrocity videos for my work: you do NOT need to be looking at that stuff unless you have a specific genuine purpose for doing so
you are NOT helping anybody by traumatizing yourself
you are NOT helping anybody by traumatizing yourself
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@lamentationsmythe.bsky.social
BIRBS WITH LONG DISTANCE FRIENDS
BIRBS WITH LONG DISTANCE FRIENDS
Parrots learn to make video calls to chat with other parrots, then develop friendships, Northeastern...
Pet parrots in a new study led by Northeastern researchers loved using iPads to call fellow birds to chat while forging lasting friendships.
news.northeastern.edu
December 2, 2023 at 4:03 PM
@lamentationsmythe.bsky.social
BIRBS WITH LONG DISTANCE FRIENDS
BIRBS WITH LONG DISTANCE FRIENDS
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
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rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023
November 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023
finally the day I’ve been waiting for, the day I want to be Online
November 30, 2023 at 12:08 PM
finally the day I’ve been waiting for, the day I want to be Online
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my cats in the morning:
due to my extreme hunger i have eaten a lethal amount of cardboard
November 17, 2023 at 5:05 AM
my cats in the morning: