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Same amycgale as the other place.
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Your semi-regular reminder that if you see a map labelled in any way that contradicts these two maps, it is wrong
January 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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So my baseline for a lot of this stuff is "If I think about it and protect against it building the secret santa app, a company dealing with health data should sure as hell be thinking about it".

Maybe that's unfair, I mean, I used to deal with health data, I'm actually pretty good at what I do.
I think it's important for the non-technical people to understand: this is dumb. This is not an elaborate hack. This is an exploitation of a very big mistake.
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Trying to delete my uploaded documents from Manage My Health. It's not working.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Are Manage My Health going to be required to pay for identity protection for those impacted? Asking for 100,000 friends.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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This is a great example of how genAI steals from us all on multiple levels. It's stolen a promotional spot for real books and authors, it's stolen a job from an actual journalist who could have compiled this, it's stolen an opportunity for parents to be recommended good NZ books for their kids
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Extract from "Important things about Apple computers", A Gale, 1986.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My weird food take is that describing a dessert as 'decadent' is insufferable.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Take me now, baby, here as I am
Hold me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Personally victimized by doxygen.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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To put it diplomatically, I know there's *cough* a certain element in Labour that are pissy boots that the Greens snatched their wigs in "their" Wellington seats but this is taking spite way too far. #nzpol
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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In fact, I think a truly mature conversation would actually assess some of our many past asset sales and consider whether re-nationalising some of those assets might be in the country's interest.

But that's definitely not the conversation he wants.
NZ needs to have a ‘mature conversation’ about selling state assets, PM says
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has indicated asset sales could be included in National’s manifesto for the 2026 election.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Wellingtonian shame: I can't really distinguish Blair St and Allen St without a map. I've never been able to. Most of the time I don't even try. I just say "Blair St or Allen St".
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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More misleading BS from min of Ed, Stanford. #nzpol
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Started explaining the McGillicuddy Serious Party to my American husband, although somewhat hampered by my own lack of expertise.

e.g. "they wanted the restoration of a monarchy but I forget which one", "there was also something called Clan McGillicuddy that was somehow related".
October 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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How many nice school lunches $600m could have bought and for how many years? Nicola Willis needs an hour of maths and reading every day cause she clearly did not read the fine print or know the cancellation maths 🙄
August 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I only recently learned that the People With Long Ears in Carnival of the Animals are donkeys heehawing and not, as I'd believed for most of my life, rabbits hearing a predator stalking them and pricking up their ears.
August 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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“‘No one saw it coming,’ but what they mean is that they consider the people who saw it coming to be no one.”

- Sarah Kendzior
August 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mulder and Scully used to be older than me.

Laura Palmer used to be older than me.

Adrian Mole used to be older than me.
August 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My parents asked me for help contacting an old friend of theirs and I was like, hm, not sure I really have a lot of resources I can leverage in search of someone I haven't seen since I was a child last centur...n/m, found her.
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hi, I'm a technical writer in a movie/tv episode.

Ha ha, no I'm not. Except Monk's brother that one time.
Hello, I am a woman with bipolar, I'll be shown to swing wildly from one mood to another, manic to depressive and back again like 4 seasons in one day. Other characters will say "OMG you are so bipolar today!"
Hello, I'm a disabled person in a film. I am here to 'inspire' others. That's all.
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM