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Ayy lmao
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Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I'm such a dork
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I’m going to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and think about Sisyphus
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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i need another coffee and also a brick to the fuckig head
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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"I'm damn proud to be a Seattle Mariner."

-Ichiro Suzuki

#TridentsUp #SeattleMariners
August 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Think I need a lobotomy
July 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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it's beer friday
June 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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i don't need to use AI to not read my emails. i already don't read my emails just fine
May 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Nobody fucking listens to me.
May 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I should finally upgrade my PC. It's been like 5 years
April 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The only thing that will matter is saying no and then protecting the targets
More details: ICE goons were turned away at HD Cooke. They tried to seize the school nurse in the parking lot without a warrant, but backed off after staff intervened.
March 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don't know what it is but all the time I will put things off for no good reason as if I will someday get access to a time machine where I can just do everything at once. But no, my car needs an oil change and I'm just making it worse
March 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
America should invent a bar that has robust public transit connections instead of a parking lot
March 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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My hobby is blackout poetry
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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this is going to be a sort of insane recession because usually what causes these things is all complicated and difficult to sort out and even harder to fix, but in this case it's very clearly one guy pushing the "fuck everything" button. gonna find out if there's a "unfuck everything" button ig
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
February 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I'm just gonna let AI rot everyone else's brains so I can reign as the smartest person on earth
I think the totally understandable negative polarization among people on the left towards AI has obscured for people just how shockingly advanced the tech is getting. The consumer facing image slop is laughable but DeepSeek’s research abilities are insane.
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Go birds
February 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law
Reminder: this is completely lawless
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."

Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
California is overrated, the pnw is better
January 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I want to crack my back on a shitty plastic chair from my cheap-ass high school again
January 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM