Andrew
@andrewnichknack.bsky.social
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
October 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
@crowdcontroldo.bsky.social this is so unimportant but in the post credits, one of the audience members is discussing 90s computer games and the my favorite childhood game was subtitled as Zoom Beanies and not Zoombinis, put some respect on their lil blue name
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
@crowdcontroldo.bsky.social this is so unimportant but in the post credits, one of the audience members is discussing 90s computer games and the my favorite childhood game was subtitled as Zoom Beanies and not Zoombinis, put some respect on their lil blue name
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good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
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The president is the perfect fusion of the non-Charlie Wonka kids: the gluttonous Augustus, TV-obsessed Mike Teevee, spoiled brat Veruca, and nepo-kid of a dishonest businessman Violet
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The president is the perfect fusion of the non-Charlie Wonka kids: the gluttonous Augustus, TV-obsessed Mike Teevee, spoiled brat Veruca, and nepo-kid of a dishonest businessman Violet
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Like bro... shit is afoot as fuck...
September 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Like bro... shit is afoot as fuck...
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Something is so fuckeng afoot
September 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Something is so fuckeng afoot
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Compromise is not possible with fascism. If I have a glass of water and you have a glass of poison and we commingle them we’re still both ending up drinking poison and the poison only came from the one place
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Compromise is not possible with fascism. If I have a glass of water and you have a glass of poison and we commingle them we’re still both ending up drinking poison and the poison only came from the one place
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Disney Prime's Summer Concert Series continues this evening with former rap sensation Drake.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Disney Prime's Summer Concert Series continues this evening with former rap sensation Drake.
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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This GOP Board of Elections Chair was arrested in my town yesterday for putting pills of MDMA and cocaine in his granddaughters Dairy Queen and blaming it on employees but got busted by security footage.
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This GOP Board of Elections Chair was arrested in my town yesterday for putting pills of MDMA and cocaine in his granddaughters Dairy Queen and blaming it on employees but got busted by security footage.
Anyone who thinks the new Cracker Barrel logo is woke left four or mor'n
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Anyone who thinks the new Cracker Barrel logo is woke left four or mor'n
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Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
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he's lost the QAnon Shaman
July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
he's lost the QAnon Shaman
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is STOP FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND FOCUS.
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is STOP FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND FOCUS.
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the president just opened a concentration camp
July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Here's how the United States of America is planning to party.
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It's the nation's semiquincentennial! July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Here's how the United States of America is planning to party.
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July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the president just opened a concentration camp