Angel Long
@angellong.bsky.social
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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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March 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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If you wanna know why Dems lose all the damned time, right here you go. This kind of bullshit right here. We’ve got an aspiring dictator tearing our country apart and these idiots are still too concerned about decorum and standards. Get these assholes out of office.
March 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you wanna know why Dems lose all the damned time, right here you go. This kind of bullshit right here. We’ve got an aspiring dictator tearing our country apart and these idiots are still too concerned about decorum and standards. Get these assholes out of office.
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"The left is losing because it is too left" motherfuckers, y'all been crawling to the right on your hands and knees for decades and all it got you is rug burns.
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"The left is losing because it is too left" motherfuckers, y'all been crawling to the right on your hands and knees for decades and all it got you is rug burns.
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you, dumb: celebrating $TSLA dropping 10%
me, smart: not celebrating until he dies
me, smart: not celebrating until he dies
February 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
you, dumb: celebrating $TSLA dropping 10%
me, smart: not celebrating until he dies
me, smart: not celebrating until he dies
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Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.
February 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.
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I really struggle not to feel angry about the current state of the planet
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I really struggle not to feel angry about the current state of the planet
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House GOP wants $4 TRILLION dollar debt ceiling increase.
You marks really thought the world’s richest man and the guy with the golden toilet seats were really going to “fight the elites” for you?
Nah, they just want their tax breaks.
You marks really thought the world’s richest man and the guy with the golden toilet seats were really going to “fight the elites” for you?
Nah, they just want their tax breaks.
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
House GOP wants $4 TRILLION dollar debt ceiling increase.
You marks really thought the world’s richest man and the guy with the golden toilet seats were really going to “fight the elites” for you?
Nah, they just want their tax breaks.
You marks really thought the world’s richest man and the guy with the golden toilet seats were really going to “fight the elites” for you?
Nah, they just want their tax breaks.
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I have work to do but I'm distracted by watching US scientific progress & leadership being irreversibly undermined because a few unelected malcontents are penalizing researchers for following legal requirements set out by congressional orders to augment basic research with benefits to society.
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have work to do but I'm distracted by watching US scientific progress & leadership being irreversibly undermined because a few unelected malcontents are penalizing researchers for following legal requirements set out by congressional orders to augment basic research with benefits to society.
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Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.
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This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day.
Revenge.
Revenge.
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day.
Revenge.
Revenge.
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"You don't dismantle an agency that protects consumers from corporate abuse and scams unless you want to abuse and scam consumers."
February 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"You don't dismantle an agency that protects consumers from corporate abuse and scams unless you want to abuse and scam consumers."
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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
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Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol
The man currently destroying the U.S. government has changed his name on Twitter to Harry Bolz
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Monday thought:
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YOU: hey Fetterman, you suck!!!
LORD OF THE RINGS CAVE TROLL WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A HOODIE: hunghh? urrgh..
YOU (QUIETLY, TO YOURSELF): jesus thst stroke really did a number on him
LORD OF THE RINGS CAVE TROLL WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A HOODIE: hunghh? urrgh..
YOU (QUIETLY, TO YOURSELF): jesus thst stroke really did a number on him
February 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
YOU: hey Fetterman, you suck!!!
LORD OF THE RINGS CAVE TROLL WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A HOODIE: hunghh? urrgh..
YOU (QUIETLY, TO YOURSELF): jesus thst stroke really did a number on him
LORD OF THE RINGS CAVE TROLL WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A HOODIE: hunghh? urrgh..
YOU (QUIETLY, TO YOURSELF): jesus thst stroke really did a number on him
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Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences
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Just because there isn’t a bonfire, don’t trick yourself into thinking that the purging of gigantic databases isn’t the modern equivalent of burning books
January 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just because there isn’t a bonfire, don’t trick yourself into thinking that the purging of gigantic databases isn’t the modern equivalent of burning books
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In the 20th century, they were known as "concentration camps." Now, they are simply called "housing."
Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!
Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!
January 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In the 20th century, they were known as "concentration camps." Now, they are simply called "housing."
Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!
Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!
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This is a disastrous presidency already, actually kinda shocking even to me, who expected it to be bad
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This is a disastrous presidency already, actually kinda shocking even to me, who expected it to be bad
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“the vibes have shifted” is passive voice. “tech oligarchs made deliberate changes to social media algorithms which altered the way most people perceive reality in a successful attempt to engineer business-favorable outcomes” is more EW WOKE CRINGE but it’s also direct, accurate, and meaningful
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“the vibes have shifted” is passive voice. “tech oligarchs made deliberate changes to social media algorithms which altered the way most people perceive reality in a successful attempt to engineer business-favorable outcomes” is more EW WOKE CRINGE but it’s also direct, accurate, and meaningful
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RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit