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Scottish Book Trust New Writers Awardee 2021. She / her / hers / shö. Writer querying my first novel and writing another, library assistant, archivist, book and music enthusiast, views my own. Shetlander in Aberdeen. https://linktr.ee/tooriekep
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Yell, Shetland, 1928. Fourteen-year-old Merran meets a mysterious stranger on the beach who causes her to question whether there was more to her brother's drowning five years prior. But the stranger, Solveg, isn't all she seems, and her presence brings danger to the community.
I guess that's me started me Christmas shopping
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I’m glad pressure from the Greens has forced Labour’s budget a little to the left. All the more reason to vote Green!
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The richest 150 people in the UK get £120,000,000 richer every single day, and that's not share value.

That's profit stolen from you through the Banks, Energy Companies, and Supermarkets they own.

But the problem is someone getting £10 on Universal Credit?
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Never should have been there. She got out there for the president's racist vanity project.
Trump says Sarah Beckstrom, one of the National Guard members shot in DC, has died.

She was 20 years old.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Good literary translation requires understanding (language, culture, genre--on both sides of the translation) and an ability to write well. "AI" can't do that. There are no shortcuts. Treat your work and foreign language readers with the respect they deserve. You won't fool anyone with this.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The Anti-Trans Playbook

The current crusade against trans people imperils not just their rights but the survival of the legal doctrine built to protect all women from discrimination.

www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
The Anti-Trans Playbook | Paisley Currah
The current crusade against trans people imperils not just their rights but the survival of the legal doctrine built to protect all women from discrimination.
www.nybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Braer disaster.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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The Glinner article in The Observer (I ain't posting it but if you want to find it I've given you the relevant info) is WILD! The journalist is genuinely transphobic and STILL thinks Glinner is a mentally unwell danger who should stop.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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English government bringing up the rear for the rest of the UK.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I cook my stuffing inside the turkey. My family has been doing it that way for almost 80 years. Not a single person has ever been food poisoned. I don’t stuff it too full, I put it straight in the oven after stuffing, I monitor the stuffing temperature, it’s fucking delicious, and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It is fascinating how, of all the bigotries, transphobia does seem to be the one that means you never ever get to be normal again?
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

This journalist basically agrees with Graham on everything and tries to write this sympathetically but also he is…mad archive.ph/2025.11.27-0...
archive.ph
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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This is just bizarre... the journalist talks about *Sarah Fucking Ditum* staging an intervention for Linehan because he's too transphobic. That's like Joseph Goebbels saying "OK, mate, you're going a bit too far with the antisemitism now, get a grip".
im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

This journalist basically agrees with Graham on everything and tries to write this sympathetically but also he is…mad archive.ph/2025.11.27-0...
archive.ph
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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You could write a PhD on the levels of bizarreness in that Linehan prompt. And how pathetic that he's using chatgpt
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Idea for Hallmark movie: a busy bodega cat has to go return home to her childhood grocery store but little does she know a simpler way of life awaits (and perhaps... love)
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Generally speaking, getting a driving licence makes you a better cyclist, and being a regular cyclist makes you a better driver.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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The biggest con in contemporary politics is Gender-Conservatives calling trans women perverts and rapists while constantly, and I mean constantly innovating new ways to sexually harass us on a mass scale.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I am honestly amazed that our moneyed elites continue to a) do and b) defend this shit as though it's not going to completely shred their legitimacy and leave them running a whelk stand for poverty wages in ten years time
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My face reading this
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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hilariously this excerpt is from an article *defending* linehan
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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It’s that time of year…again. I’ll be playing Problematic Family Bingo:Thanksgiving 2025 Edition. The game starts for me in a couple of hours. Feel free to play as well if you’re trapped and willing.

Godspeed, little doodles.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Fleetwood Mac
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blondie
Paul McCartney
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Goldblade
Stiff Little Fingers
Hayseed Dixie
Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox
Bon Jovi
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:

Jewel Kilcher
Slayer
Amorphis
Lacuna Coil
Eivør Pálsdóttir
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM