The angriest pedestrian
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Zach, the opposite of attack (not defense, a third worse thing). So honored to be among the nominees for this year's Most Tired Transsexual award.
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if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
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Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
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To all, a merry "Song about the day after Christmas as performed by a Robert Goulet impersonator from the flop HBO show Vinyl"
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To all, a merry "Song about the day after Christmas as performed by a Robert Goulet impersonator from the flop HBO show Vinyl"
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Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
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Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
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This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
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At this point it's an entire handbell choir of jingling keys
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At this point it's an entire handbell choir of jingling keys
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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What kind punk are you into?
Me: Oh you know,
Me: Oh you know,
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What kind punk are you into?
Me: Oh you know,
Me: Oh you know,
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Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
I KNOW Phillip Rivers on principal probably hates me for being a disgusting transsexual bc Jesus or whatever, but I don't care, I can't help but root for the old man. I send my love to the beautiful city of Indianapolis
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I KNOW Phillip Rivers on principal probably hates me for being a disgusting transsexual bc Jesus or whatever, but I don't care, I can't help but root for the old man. I send my love to the beautiful city of Indianapolis
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
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“has feminism gone too far?” and it’s just a review of bari’s career
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
“has feminism gone too far?” and it’s just a review of bari’s career
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
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breathtaking athlete cursed with the physical constitution of a tumblr user
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
breathtaking athlete cursed with the physical constitution of a tumblr user
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Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
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One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.
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ready to risk it all
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
ready to risk it all
Truly maybe the most deluded thing I ever witnessed. Lady, you thought representing THE NORTH COUNTRY could ever be governor of New York after 1900???
(fun fact, prior to Kathy, the last governor born in NY from anywhere above Westchester was Nathan Miller in 1921!)
(fun fact, prior to Kathy, the last governor born in NY from anywhere above Westchester was Nathan Miller in 1921!)
STEFANIK DROPS OUT: Leaving Congress — and won’t run for Gov
Bulletin from the Times-Union: www.timesunion.com/churchill/ar...
Bulletin from the Times-Union: www.timesunion.com/churchill/ar...
Churchill: Stefanik says she won't run for governor — or Congress
“In a traditionally blue state like New York, you sort of have to have all the stars aligned politically,” Rep. Elise Stefanik said, citing a primary challenge and other concerns.
www.timesunion.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Truly maybe the most deluded thing I ever witnessed. Lady, you thought representing THE NORTH COUNTRY could ever be governor of New York after 1900???
(fun fact, prior to Kathy, the last governor born in NY from anywhere above Westchester was Nathan Miller in 1921!)
(fun fact, prior to Kathy, the last governor born in NY from anywhere above Westchester was Nathan Miller in 1921!)