Anxiety spice
@anxietyspice.bsky.social
Manic pixie nightmare bitch. Basket case. Arizona escapee now in the Chicago suburbs. Great Lakes super fan
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RIP James Van Der Beek. I adored his meta douche bag portrayal of himself in Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23. That wasn't even a great show, but his commitment to the bit won me over so completely. I hope he had as much peace and comfort as possible at the end.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
RIP James Van Der Beek. I adored his meta douche bag portrayal of himself in Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23. That wasn't even a great show, but his commitment to the bit won me over so completely. I hope he had as much peace and comfort as possible at the end.
The news broke into the Olympics and for a brief shining moment I thought “It happened” but no, just a sad update on Nancy Guthrie.
But we really need a special signal for the big one so I don’t get my hopes up for nothing
But we really need a special signal for the big one so I don’t get my hopes up for nothing
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The news broke into the Olympics and for a brief shining moment I thought “It happened” but no, just a sad update on Nancy Guthrie.
But we really need a special signal for the big one so I don’t get my hopes up for nothing
But we really need a special signal for the big one so I don’t get my hopes up for nothing
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i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today
Nobody outside of my apartment will appreciate this I fear
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Nobody outside of my apartment will appreciate this I fear
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1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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Renee Nicole Good
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Renee Nicole Good
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I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
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we should introduce pallas cats to chicago as a new invasive species
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
we should introduce pallas cats to chicago as a new invasive species
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This is infuriating. For those who just want the donation link, it's here
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December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is infuriating. For those who just want the donation link, it's here
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secure.everyaction.com/gLkKHzevhku4...
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Big business opportunity just kinda hanging out and waiting for anybody willing to make "Etsy, but no AI allowed."
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Big business opportunity just kinda hanging out and waiting for anybody willing to make "Etsy, but no AI allowed."
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Donald trump is now catering directly to my mothers tastes. Unfortunately, she’s been dead for five years so…
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works after Donald Trump reportedly requested Paramount to make a new movie for the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Donald trump is now catering directly to my mothers tastes. Unfortunately, she’s been dead for five years so…
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About