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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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🎵 GUMMY BEARS
WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS
CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR
THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS
HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The media must stop referring to the fuckwit formerly known as 'Prince Andrew' as merely 'Andrew'. It should be 'Mountbatten-Windsor', or if they really insist, 'Mr Mountbatten-Windsor'. But not 'Andrew', that prick isn't your mate.
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I don't love that the future of this country hinges on a large enough majority of the population both realizing and recognizing that these chucklefucks get riled up over the dumbest stuff they've read online somewhere... but that does seem to be where we're at.
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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starmer is unpopular because he is not meaningfully different than the tories. labour voters want labour policies, not tory policies. mystery solved
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Rob Manuel's Anon Opin Live - where opinions meet chaos. Leicester: 12–13 Feb 2026. Join in and argue your case live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Sorry just remembering this moment when this got presented in parliament as a legitimate death threat
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Netanyahu standing there thinking “the ways I have to demean myself just to kill more Palestinians”
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Time enough to see his mistake.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.

Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.

It’s pretty disgusting.
YouTube removed another of my anti-videogame gambling videos for being pro-gambling.

What a fucking farce of a website.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.

Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I don't care whether it was intentional or not, inventing a peace prize to award Trump because he's clearly never going to win a Nobel one is top tier trolling. That he's too stupid to even realise that is just the icing on the cake.
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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To state what should be obvious but I'll bet isn't to everyone who watches this...

This is what the thought process of a racist who cannot possibly allow themselves to think they're a racist looks like. This is how they rationalize their behavior and deflect from cognitive dissonance.
This is an incredibly illuminating video on what we're up against.
She thinks I'm with ICE
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Remember to spend all your "it is what it is" now. They reset January First.
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
Was at the liquor store earlier today, and... what
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Don't threaten me with a good time!
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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What a psycho.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM